I have a Phoner.
Hello my faithful patrons. I was not making a direct Glee reference in my title. That’s simply another form of the word. I was not talking about an interview over the phone. (I do love me some Sue Sylvester though.) What I was talking about is my excitement about a recent responsibility I have bestowed upon myself as a result of my new employment. You have to understand, while I am a very flamboyant queen who loves fashion & everything gay, I am also a huge tech geek, & car lover. (I know right? What gays are into motherfucking automobiles? I’m complex a complex bitch, ok? Deal.) SO, back to my point, because of the new job I have I decided that I am going to pay for my own phone plan. Which means I get a new phone!! I love technology, but above all I love cell phones. I have a crackberry right now, & it is always on my person. It is attached to me at all functions. So needless to say, when I realized I was going to get myself a new phone I was ecstatic. I researched a lot of plans & phones, despite my love for my blackberry I looked past it & settled on a phone. The IPHONE!! Which is typical for someone as pop culture obsessed as myself, but I am not doing it only because of the popularity of the phone. It does the most, & I can use it for more things. 🙂
So that’s that!
This has been a rough week for hollywood. Rough shit out for Mel Gibson (allegations that he was threatening to hit the baby during an argument surfaced), that Fishburne pornstar slut got arrested for assaulting another slutty mcslutface, & Fantasia is all sorts of fucked up. Opinions on all in detail tomorrow.
Also, can you guys believe Peregrine didn’t win Work of Art last night?!
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