Betty, I can’t ‘Ford you.
My favorite Hollywood Hurricane is back on Sunset BLVD!
That’s right, Cady Heron is BACK! Yesterday Lindsay quietly finished out treatment, and left The Betty Ford Center. Amidst all the rumors that she was going to bail out, or didn’t have the means to finish.
Score: Lohans- 1, American Public- 14,763
But regardless, good for you Glen Coco!
Now that Lindsay is out, her PR team, and by that I mean, her mess of a momager Dina, has been spewing wildfire about what LiLo (not Stitch, that’s a disney movie. This shit is real.) is going to do next. Lindsay is going to be developing a shoe line to go along with her already successful line of leggings, 6126. I bet it will be fierce. Lindsay may have been a cokehead, but admit it. She was the fiercest looking coke addict you had ever seen. But then again, I have respect for anyone who can fall drunk and high out of their mind in Christian Louboutins and still say they don’t have a problem. Its called consistency people. We all need some.
But also, Dina is saying there is going to be a movie made about the entire Lohan Clan. Um, Dina, Honey. No one gives a fuck about any of you except for Lindsay! The reason your daughter got herself into this shit is because you were too busy riding her coat tails instead of being a parent. Oopsie.
So Lindsay, all of us here (me) at The Fagazine are praying for a swift and effective comeback for you!
The Real Glen Coco,