Condom. Pregnancy. Dead Halibut. Circle of Life.
Maybe you’ll understand this title by the end of the post. Maybe you won’t.
(But if you don’t, you’re an idiot. I’m putting the key words in bold for all you Republicans reading.)
Next on the docket, is a big congrats to Natalie Portman for her recent engagement, and her pregnancy! Maybe her baby will be part swan!
(Get it? Cause in her last movie she turned into a demon swan.) All animalistic puns aside, have you guys seen her rock yet? Its gor-geous. I bet the royal family is pissed because its better than Princess Diana’s old one. But Natalie, don’t sweat it gurl, they used a hand me down (too soon?) . You’d have won regardless.
In Sarah Palin News, I use the word “news” freely, her show “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” has been cancelled.
(Republicans: That’s Sarah Palin clubbing a Halibut to death on television. Dead Halibut.)
Finally. Taylor Lautner at the GQ Men of the Year Party. Because who doesn’t enjoy a little eye candy?
Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,