Fabulosity, with an edge.

New.

Hellurr there!

Even though today Cincinnati was THE most gloomy city in the entire world, I am feeling upbeat! Whether or not this post will have too many exclamation points remains to be seen.

Here is the list of new Oscar Nominations in each category for this year:

“James Franco Is Pleased”
(Even though “The Kings Speech” is in the lead.)

I really hope Geoffrey Rush wins Best Supporting Actor for “The Kings Speech” because he was fantastic.

 I am not commenting on last night’s Gossip Girl, because I am growing tired of their extremely repetitive plot. That is all. Its time for them to expand the cast.

There has been a new development in the lives of the cast members on Jersey Shore. For the fourth installment of the guiltiest pleasure on TV they will all be turning into Jerry Jetsetters and taking a trip to ITALY. I would like to know who the hell thought this shit up, because American-Italians can’t stand those people, what’s gonna happen with the real deal?! If anything happens to Snooki, I’ll wear black for two years. But I’ve gotta give it up for these wannabe A-Listers because they’re riding this thing all the way to the bank. (Seriously though, they need to cool it with the book “writing.” Snooks, and The Situation already have published “books” and now Jwoww is “writing” one of her own! We know you’re not exactly intellectual, and we’ve accepted it. You should too.) 

Speaking of wannabe (g)A(y)-Listers:

I got a new hair cut. Dig it? Dig it.

The flawless fotograph shown above is courtesy of my biffie Heidi Palmer.

Check out more sensational shizz on her FLICKR.  

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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