Fabulosity, with an edge.

V for… Not Valentino.

Here is a picture of Eva Mendes wearing Valentino Couture at the Art Of Elysium “Heaven” Gala.

But I don’t think V stands for Valentino.

Here’s a hint…

Look at all those layers of Labia laying on her shoulders!
And the pink fleshy colored fabric.

That’s right, you’ve almost got it.

V for Vagina.

I’m taking a page from Man Repeller‘s fashion forward book here. But as I saw this dress featured on E!’s Fashion Police tonight, I made a discovery.

If the dress you’re wearing is at any point described as ethereal and feminine..

It is probably reminiscent of a vagina.

Next time think twice. Unless you’re going to Ellen and Portia’s house, no one wants to see that shit.

Editor-In-Chief of the Fagazine,

Zach

Post Sheen: Yeah, I just changed the word “script” to “Sheen.” As in Charlie. Because who cares about that other one.. What’s his brother’s name? Anyways, back to the point. Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked himself into rehab today. First of all, ha. Second of all, what the hell Charlie? How selfish are you? What else are we bloggers or the comedians with TV shows going to talk about on slow days now? Now LiLo and Charlie (ha) are going to be clean? Betty Ford is NOT my jam right now.

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