Hey Betty Ford, forget you.
Cee Lo Green was my inspiration for this title.
Maybe his song “Fuck You” really IS about Betty Ford, the bitch made LiLo go bankrupt…
BACK to the point. Charlie Sheen is doing rehab his own way. In his own house. Remember that time he had a two day party binge there? With a BRICK of cocaine and a porn star? I use the word star loosely, her title is self appointed. Her name is Kacey Jordan. What the hell, does she think she is some kind of Kardashian spelling her name with a K?
Yeah sounds like a great plan, Charlie.
What kind of doctor would approve this anyways? I would just like to say thanks for the material, in advance.
Charlie is so excited about this, he took this picture and called it; “The ladder to recovery.”
That didn’t actually happen, but I had to work it in. Eh? Eh?
Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,