Fabulosity, with an edge.

El Biebs is Numero Uno.

Justin Bieber has more sway than the Prez! (Not because he can get a date with Selena Gomez..)

I’m being serious.

Okay here’s the dish. (Get it? Cause we’re talking about a restaurant.)

During the filming of Justin Biebers new 3D Movie Never Say Never, Bieber visited the restaurant, Chef Chu’s in Paolo Alto California, owned by the parents of the Director of his movie Jon Chu. (I’m a professional run-on-sentencer. NBD.) Did you follow that?

Anywho, Chu said that Presidents have eaten at the restaurant before, and business was never increased. But, after the Biebs rolled through, business spiked 20%!

Gurl, you ain’t know?

Bieber is a Demi-God to the tweens of the world.

They don’t know who the president is. Let alone where he eats..

Obama should rethink his re-election slogan.

Obama, and Obieber. It could work. It would definitely keep Palin out of office..

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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