DO you live on Mars?
No he just does cocaine.
By he I mean Bruno Mars. (Get the title now? His last name is Mars! See?)
Back in September, at the Hard Rock Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas Bruno was ratted out by a bathroom attendant to hotel security saying a man was in a stall doing drugs.
The drug was cocaine, is September Cocaine Month in Vegas? Because this was days after Paris and her “gum” incident I mentioned earlier today.
Today in court, Bruno struck a deal with the Clark County DA. He’ll officially enter his plea in district court on February 14th, then complete 200 hours of community service. The charge will be expunged from his record if he stays out of trouble for the next twelve months.
Now where’s the fun in that?! Bruno will “take a grenade for ya.” Or “jump in front of a train for ya!” He lives on the edge.
A dark artistic type can’t last for twelve months without getting in trouble. Rock on Bruno, rock on.
Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,