Fabulosity, with an edge.

Court Chronicles: LiLo

Here we go again, Lindsay Lohan is headed back into the courtroom.

She seriously can’t help but stay out of trouble!

The Los Angeles County DA said that Lindsay will be charged with Felony Grand Theft, and the case will be filed as early as Monday. I am one Annoyed Anthony.

I still don’t think Lindsay did it, why would she have a reason to steal a necklace that is $2500 when retailers are throwing her exotic cars and $25,000 necklaces?

Lindsay is sticking to her story; that she was wearing the necklace on loan, and it wasn’t returned on time. The only snag is that she was wearing it a WEEK after the alleged loan took place. Whoopsie. (She also says that she wouldn’t have done the paperwork for the loan, she leaves that to “her people.”)

I love everything she wears, but espesh a good product placement. Those leather paneled leggings are from her collection. 6126.

 

If Linz gets convicted (I’m thinking she won’t, despite the case against her being strong. Something is off.) she will face up to three years in state prison.

WHAT THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITHOUT PICTURES OF MY FAVORITE HOLLYWOOD FASHION HIPPIE FOR THREE YEARS?!

That was in caps, and italic, it means I’m growing frantic.

Gloria Allred, you’re up. Put an end to all this shit before I have to start watching what Kate Hudson is wearing. I have to find another hippie, but she is pregnant, and a slut. Not great.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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