Court Chronicles: LiLo
Well, things are still being stacked up against my friend Lindsay.
(And I’m not talking about how she is pissed at the cast of Glee and its writers for naming her mom Dina as one of the “Losers of the year” from Sundays episode.)
The Los Angeles DA decided that Lindsay will be charged with Felony Grand Theft.
As for the Perp Walk, nothing has been decided but the situation could go 1 of 3 ways.
Lindsay would have a warrant issued for her arrest, allowing the police to cuff her and parade her in front of a gaggle of reporters.
The police could arrange for Linz to surrender herself in a location hidden from the cameras.
Finally, Lindsay could surrender herself upon arraignment. Which seems like the most fair option.
But also, the least fun for the DA.
Good luck Linz, she and her lawyer have said they are ready to fight the charges, and so are we. Go Gurl.
On a different note, Lindsay is in talks for joining onto the new Superman reboot to fulfill a major role!
But, she may have a problem with it if she’s in the big house.
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