Court Chronicles: LiLo
Apparently no one likes Lindsay Lohan. (Except me.)
Today in court, directly after Lindsay entered her plea of not guilty, the judge came down on her like a hammer.
Saying things would be different this time because she was being tried for a felony. “If you violate the law, I will remand you, and there will be NO BAIL.” He warned that she is no different than anyone else and shouldn’t push her luck.
I don’t think she will.
Today, Lindsay even got in trouble for sending the Jeweler flowers “to be nice.” The jeweler got upset and “freaked out.”
I am so effing tired of this jeweler trying to get famous from hurting someone else.
A letter to the jeweler: NO ONE knows your name, NO ONE CARES who you are, and NO ONE is going to come shop at your Venice beach upscale crafting store. The necklace you LOANED HER was ugly as shit anyways.
Also, she is getting criticized for her outfit she wore today. Can she do anything right?
She wore her white Kimberly Ovitz dress to symbolize her innocence. I love the look! It is conservative and SO classy!
Also, she has the best sunglasses out of any starlet across the world. I love every pair I see her in.
Lindsay made bail immediately. Then she booked it the hell out of the courthouse in her Escalade.
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