NYFW Cowgirl. Street Stylin’.
I don’t have womens designer duds lying around, but I did scrounge up a faux fur jacket, a eternity scarf, and my jean jacket from eighth grade. Also, cowboy boots are mandatory for this look.
Ready? Set. GLITTER!
This lovely little creation is courtesy of Forever 21. Cute and Comfy.
Step One: Top Knot.
Step Dos: Embrace your inner lesbian and find a Jean Jacket.
(This one was mine, circa 2003.)
Step Three: Cowboy boots.
Now you don’t get to say you just bought them for that country concert.
I guess we’re still embracing your inner lesbian, its okay. Look how successful Ellen and Portia are! Covergirls!
Step four: Toss on a Colored Scarf.
I guess lesbatrons wear scarves too, but we’re getting more feminine.
Make sure you stay on top of your top knot, this one is sagging like Joan River’s ass.
Step Five: Smoke out your eyes and pop your lips. Leave the lesbian behind, its time to take a cue from Taylor Momsen.
Disdain for life 100% necessary.
Step Six: Bring it all together with something every girl should have. (Faux) Fur.
If you feel like Kelly Bensimone, you’re doing it right.
Finally, add a
heap pinch of Naomi Campbell, and you’re front row at Proenza Schouler ready.
Looky Looky friends, fashion week ready attire that didn’t require leaving the house or spending money to assemble.
“Let’s take a Twilight Picture.”
We’d be some bad ass vampires.
Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,