Fabulosity, with an edge.

Darren Criss, baffled.

Darren Criss is straight.

 

And he won’t shut up about it. Thats why he did a hysterical shoot for Out Magazine.

 

 

He thinks he is breaking boundaries by being a straight man playing a confident gay teen. No, you’re really not. It happens all the time. And Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family does a better job than you and your Jew fro.

“I think it’s more empowering to everybody, including myself, if I’m articulate about identifying myself as a straight male playing a gay character. Ultimately, that’s more powerful for both communities.”

Wait, what? Why is it more powerful for “both communities” knowing you’re straight playing gay?

Shut your face Darren Criss.

 

Clearly, none of these pictures were permitted to have a smile.
It IS a gay magazine.

Clearly he forgot to take this shirt off before showering.
Or he went in a jog in a shirt by 3.1 Philip Lim…
If its the latter, he may in fact be gay.

He’s crying because he realized he won’t get the sweat stains out of the shirt.
Gay…

Terrified because the gay photographer told him to lower his pants and put his hands above his head..

Doesn’t everyone play with their Armani Exchange sweaters like this?
No?

“What do you mean I need to push up my scrawny muscles?”

He still looks terrified.
I am actually addicted to that Opening Ceremony cardigan though.

 

Let this photoshoot be a lesson to you Mr. Criss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just stick to being adorable. Dark and brooding is NOT your thing.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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One response

  1. Joey Muscle

    All I can say is fuck you, I think he’s “sex on a stick!” And he’s on my bucket list of men to have sex with – along with Taylor Lautner.

    December 5, 2011 at 7:47 am

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