A Cinderella Story: Royal Wedding
Yes, I did wake up at four in the morning on Friday to watch the Royal Wedding. And just as my title for this post would lead you to believe, it was like watching a fairytale. But, clearly it was a gay man’s. Because Victoria Beckham’s shoes were outrageous.
The shoes. Christian Louboutin needs to have his own insurance company.
David looks sooo dapper. They are the quintessential British power celebrities.
Carole Middleton looks faboosh in that color. Royalty fits the entire Middleton clan very well.
Mother, Fairy Grandmother, and Evil Step-Mother.
Carole, Queen Elizabeth, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall.
The Evil Step-Sisters.
Princess Eugenie of York and Princess Beatrice of York
Yes, Tara Palmer-Tomkinson. Yes.
You may have an alleged drug use problem. And your nose may have caved in because of that drug use.
But you were the flyest mo’frika at that whole wedding. Congrats.
The Wedding Party:
Oh my god, please please please get married to each other.
Adorable. Pippa Middleton was also wearing Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen, like the bride.
The Princes in uniform. Does it get any more fairytale than that?
Kate Middleton may be the most naturally regal commoner ever.
Sarah Burton had Alexander McQueen smiling from above with pride.
Needless to say, I have revised the dress code to my future
Civil Union Wedding.