Fabulosity, with an edge.

The Met Costume Institute Gala 2011

If Anna Wintour hadn’t been concieved, and started in the fashion industry we wouldn’t have the most fantastically fabulous night of the year in the world of fashion. The Met Ball.

Here are my favorites from this year. And, of course the ghoulish gremlin who looked the worst.
Images from Coco Perez, and The Cut.
The Queen:
Anna Wintour in custom Chanel S/S 2011. The dress was originally sleeveless. 
But she gets what she wants. Always.

Dakota Fanning in Valentino. Perfectly age appropriate. 
Why is it fair that her skin is so perfect?

Daphne Guinness in Alexander McQueen. 
Without taking away from her perfection, I can’t help thinking how she might be Big Bird’s mistress.

Gisele Bundchen in Alexander McQueen F/W 2005. 
She is so Jessica Rabbit right now.

Leighton Meester in Louis Vuitton Fall 2011. 
I love how funky the dress is, and that her hair is pulled back!
She knows she looks hot.

Madonna in Stella McCartney. How do I critique Madge? 
Even when she looks horrible I can’t say anything ill about her.

Miranda Kurr in Marchesa. Are you dying?! If not for the dress, than look at the shoes!

Remember when she was on “The Simple Life”? I do.
Remember when her dress made everyone else forget?
She’s in custom Jason Wu.

Salma Hayek in McQueen. Her husband owns fifty percent of the company, duh.

 SJP in Alexander McQueen F/W 2005.
Honey, if you smolder at us any more you’ll implode..

The Best:

Ashley Greene wearing Donna Karan. 
Simply regal. 
Looking regal a few days after a fucking Royal Wedding is saying something. 
Where YOU at Joe Jonas?
The Worst:

Beyonce is wearing Emilio Pucci.
But she looks like she is some kind of Mariachi Band Dominatrix
Her nipples could whip you and leave welts at any second. Ole. 

Fergie is Paranoid Schizophrenic due to years of meth use in her youth. 
Look at her face.
She is wearing Marchesa.
Look at her face.
The dress might look good on someone with a fairer complexion, but on her it looks like a bridal gown in need of some clorox bleach.
Look at her face. 


Okay, I’ve gotta go to my day job now and try not to sleep into a deep depression while doing so.
Insert shit eating grin here.

Zach.

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One response

  1. ok my fav is Salma Hayek

    May 10, 2011 at 9:35 pm

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