Fabulosity, with an edge.

The waiting game.

As I wait on the edge of my seat for photos from the men’s shows today, I’ll share with you two photographs I’ve come across of celebrities who may not be looking their best.

That will make everybody feel better, right?

First of all, let me say I respect Chloe Sevigny for being such a shameless self-promoter. Every single thing on her body is Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony. While yes, those shoes are utterly flawless there are two more things to be learned from this photograph. Chloe Sevigny does not photograph well when she’s drunk so I guess that means she never photographs well. I know what you’re thinking: “Oh NO he didn’t!” and to that I say, no I didn’t. Don’t you see that line through the text? That means I’m morally exempt from feeling guilty about the horrible things typed under said line. Also, she’s so drunk she missed the spot she was supposed to stand by 6 solid inches. Woopsie poopsie!

I don’t care how fabulous Audrina’s Chanel sunglasses are in this picture, I can’t ignore the elephant in the room. Either she has four boobs, or she has no clue how to wear a bra. #amirightladies?

That brings me to my next point: Instead of calling people shitheads, or other profane things when they do me wrong/say something stupid, I’m going to start calling them boobs. I may not have an affinity for the object, but that word sure is funny.

Have a good day, and remember: Don’t be a boob!


Zach.

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2 responses

  1. Heyyy!!! Said I would comment as soon as I got home. Love your blog. Hope we can collaborate/hang sometime soon! Keep in touch! WidaMissing Amsie Blog

    September 9, 2011 at 12:19 am

  2. Um, YES! Send me an email! I'd love to get together for coffee this week some time! Your blog is fantastic! zach@thefagazine.comPS: I'm DYING over your "Lita" heels by Jeffrey Campbell! They're my favorite shoe by JC, aside from the Darian Wedge. OBSESSED!

    September 9, 2011 at 12:36 am

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