Fabulosity, with an edge.

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The waiting game.

As I wait on the edge of my seat for photos from the men’s shows today, I’ll share with you two photographs I’ve come across of celebrities who may not be looking their best.

That will make everybody feel better, right?

First of all, let me say I respect Chloe Sevigny for being such a shameless self-promoter. Every single thing on her body is Chloe Sevigny for Opening Ceremony. While yes, those shoes are utterly flawless there are two more things to be learned from this photograph. Chloe Sevigny does not photograph well when she’s drunk so I guess that means she never photographs well. I know what you’re thinking: “Oh NO he didn’t!” and to that I say, no I didn’t. Don’t you see that line through the text? That means I’m morally exempt from feeling guilty about the horrible things typed under said line. Also, she’s so drunk she missed the spot she was supposed to stand by 6 solid inches. Woopsie poopsie!

I don’t care how fabulous Audrina’s Chanel sunglasses are in this picture, I can’t ignore the elephant in the room. Either she has four boobs, or she has no clue how to wear a bra. #amirightladies?

That brings me to my next point: Instead of calling people shitheads, or other profane things when they do me wrong/say something stupid, I’m going to start calling them boobs. I may not have an affinity for the object, but that word sure is funny.

Have a good day, and remember: Don’t be a boob!


Zach.

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Daily Dose of Perfection

I thought everyone could use a heavy helping of celebrity fabulosity to brighten their Thursday evenings, so here you go!

Images via: The Vogue Diaries

I am obsessed with vintage looks lately..

Kim Kardashian, wearing a lighthouse as an engagement ring.

Farrah Fawcett, is that you? Annalynne McCord looking vintage and flawless in NYC.

Frocks are probably my favorite trend ripping through Hollywood right now, Ashley Tisdale, Carrie Underwood, and Elsa Pat are doing it right.

Gwen Stefani is the new Sharon Stone, with more style, and better hair. Serious vixen moment, “No Doubt.” Hehe, get it?

The pattern on that dress is insane, but even more insane is the Alexander McQueen belt Maggie Q slipped in there without you noticing.

Uma Thurman has always been, and will always be a Red Carpet dynamo. How many celebrities can look so cool and composed in cobalt blue? The Cannes Music Festival was in for a treat that night.

My favorite look of the past month, Whitney Eve. In case you couldn’t tell, her bag is encrusted in Swarovski Crystals. Killer. Her dress is by Haute Hippie, and her sandals are Minolo Blahnic Jeweled T-Strap Sandals.

The weekend starts tomorrow, so take these pictures as inspiration. Go forth and be fab.

Who is your favorite fabulously dressed feline?
Zach.

Mama Bear in Louboutins

I am on the go today Fagazine Faithfuls, but I couldn’t pass up sharing this picture of Victoria Beckham I stumbled upon.

She is the most fabulous pregnant woman I have ever seen, even at a soccer game. Never the less, her I-will-rip-your-nuts-off expression, combined with the dramatic movement of her cardigan makes me think she is carrying Edward Cullen’s second child.

Clearly her pregnancy hormones have turned her into the Hollywood Hills Tyrant, and she has the other celebs running.
Poor Diane Kruger has gone incognito! But someone forgot to tell her that such intense print mixing will only result in more speculation from fashionistas.

What say you Fagazine readers? Too much print mixing, or did she bring the perfect amount of vagabond chic to this look? 

In my opinion, if she lost the jacket (This picture was taken at LAX, there is no way she needs a chunky knitted jacket anyways.) the outfit would be perfect. Those sandals are to die.

Zach.


Fabulosity Friday

Fridays are fabulous.
Everyone is happy, and the get dressed up to go out on the town.

Yeah, people still say “go out on the town.”
It wasn’t just the SATC girls.

Here are some celebrity looks to inspire you.

At Coachella:

  At premiers:

At Events they get paid to attend:

Go forth gaybies, and look your best.
Zach.

The Met Costume Institute Gala 2011

If Anna Wintour hadn’t been concieved, and started in the fashion industry we wouldn’t have the most fantastically fabulous night of the year in the world of fashion. The Met Ball.

Here are my favorites from this year. And, of course the ghoulish gremlin who looked the worst.
Images from Coco Perez, and The Cut.
The Queen:
Anna Wintour in custom Chanel S/S 2011. The dress was originally sleeveless. 
But she gets what she wants. Always.

Dakota Fanning in Valentino. Perfectly age appropriate. 
Why is it fair that her skin is so perfect?

Daphne Guinness in Alexander McQueen. 
Without taking away from her perfection, I can’t help thinking how she might be Big Bird’s mistress.

Gisele Bundchen in Alexander McQueen F/W 2005. 
She is so Jessica Rabbit right now.

Leighton Meester in Louis Vuitton Fall 2011. 
I love how funky the dress is, and that her hair is pulled back!
She knows she looks hot.

Madonna in Stella McCartney. How do I critique Madge? 
Even when she looks horrible I can’t say anything ill about her.

Miranda Kurr in Marchesa. Are you dying?! If not for the dress, than look at the shoes!

Remember when she was on “The Simple Life”? I do.
Remember when her dress made everyone else forget?
She’s in custom Jason Wu.

Salma Hayek in McQueen. Her husband owns fifty percent of the company, duh.

 SJP in Alexander McQueen F/W 2005.
Honey, if you smolder at us any more you’ll implode..

The Best:

Ashley Greene wearing Donna Karan. 
Simply regal. 
Looking regal a few days after a fucking Royal Wedding is saying something. 
Where YOU at Joe Jonas?
The Worst:

Beyonce is wearing Emilio Pucci.
But she looks like she is some kind of Mariachi Band Dominatrix
Her nipples could whip you and leave welts at any second. Ole. 

Fergie is Paranoid Schizophrenic due to years of meth use in her youth. 
Look at her face.
She is wearing Marchesa.
Look at her face.
The dress might look good on someone with a fairer complexion, but on her it looks like a bridal gown in need of some clorox bleach.
Look at her face. 


Okay, I’ve gotta go to my day job now and try not to sleep into a deep depression while doing so.
Insert shit eating grin here.

Zach.