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Kings of Leon is one of my favorite bands. I have followed them since before they were on the top forty and all the fangirls jumped on board.

This is a perfect example of why.

I want to see the whole thing so bad.

“What a night for a dance, you know I’m a dancin’ machine. With the fire in my bones and the sweet taste of kerosene. I get lost in the night, so high I don’t wanna come down.” Kings of Leon, Revelry.

Zach.

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The Gayest Two Days Ever.

Seriously though. The past two days have been so gay I hardly know what to do with myself short of carrying around a glitter cannon  to shoot at the muggles hetero’s of the world.

Yesterday was #BornThisDay because it was was Mother Monster’s birthday. Although the birthday celebration didn’t effect my life directly, Lady GaGa tweeted about having chicken and waffles in bed. And anyone who has chicken and waffles in bed is officially a black woman, and therefore DOES personally effect my life. Why? I don’t know. But I promise I’m not being racist.

Lady Gaga tweeted this pitcha via twitter. Redundant? Probably. Necessary? Definitely. She was at her birthday dinner.

I wish that table was my face.

Sometimes I hope I am never famous because then I’ll feel obligated to always eat in restaurants that are poorly lit. Does being famous mean you’re also a vampire? I don’t understand the correlation.

I still want to be famous. So bring on the blood and money. But not any blood money please. That’s a very important “and.”

Today is the day it’s Britney bitch Spears released her new album, Femme Fatale.

A little transexual. But I dig it.

In unrelated news, today Kevin Federline also dropped something. His girlfriend Victoria Prince (I don’t have a clue either) is pregnant. Someone tricked him into thinking that this news would detract from her album release.

BB, you’re always going to be her background dancer. It doesn’t matter if you’re literally on stage, or on the stage of LIFE. So please, stop reproducing.

Also, here is my proverbial glitter cannon. I’m about to fire it right in your face. Shield your muggles.

So you need to deal with this (again).

 

*Squeal*

He’s SO NOT straight.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Fabulosity Friday

This post is the most fabulous Fabulosity Friday yet.

Kardashians. (And a Jenner, but I mean. Come on.) And Divas doing their thang!

Oh, and THE OLSEN TWINS.

 

THIS is how you’re supposed to get gas.

Tom Ford Sunglasses, and Seven For All Mankind jeans. I love Kardashians.

She’s adorable. And learning well.

The Olsen Twins.
YES.

I love that they look so different, but they have the same clutch.
YSL.
YES YES YES.

Mary-Kate and Ashley are forever Fashion Gods.

 

And now, the Grammy performance to end all Grammy performances:

 

Go forth now my children, spread glitter far and wide this weekend.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Dejan Does it Better.

I love Rihanna’s video for S&M. But this performance of the same song choreographed by Dejan Tubic is SO much better.

Chiggidy Check it:

DUMB. Youtube is always being stupid about running on WordPress.
Eff you EMI Publishing.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Kim K. is my “Jam”

Guys. Remember when Lindsay had her music career and we hated it? (Except me, I to this day love the song Rumors.)

 

Then remember when Paris released her single and everyone laughed? And how Kim and Paris stopped talking when Kim asked a club in Vegas if they were ready to listen to some real music directly after Paris requested it herself? Ell Oh Ell.

 

Well, now Kim Kardashian has her own song. And it has been released. It’s called “Jam.”

Here it is.

(They embed code for that particular player wouldn’t work, my b.)

“[The-Dream and I] just had a good time, and the proceeds are going to a cancer organization [because we both] lost a parent to cancer. So it’s just fun,”

All proceeds from the track go to a cancer organization. That makes me feel better about it. Gay clubs are gonna be all over this one.

They playin’ my jam.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Mother Monster’s Manifesto.

All hail the Queen! Have you guys seen the music video for “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga yet?? You MUST.

Click on that there pitcha to watch the video:

I am not going to attempt to aptly criticize it, because my love for her blinds me. But I can tell you that even though it is supremely gay, it isn’t her best video. It still is better than what any other artist is putting out though.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


#BORNTHISWAYFRIDAY

Today was the day Lady GaGa released her new gay rights song! Be who you are!

Just make sure YOU lurve dis song!

 

(you gotsta watch it on youtube. Vevo is a moron or something…)

 

Don’t be a drag just be a Queen!!

Well, do you feel better about yourself?? Uplifting!

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Get Familiar: Dejan Tubic

Dejan Tubic and Janelle Ginestra Choreography is something Ryan Seminara introduced to me a couple years ago. I have been hooked ever since.

I suggest you watch every single one of iDejANCE‘s videos because they hit HARD, but specifically this one.

Because it is choreographed to “Do It Like a Dude.”

 

 

WERK.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Get Familiar: Jessie J

Yet another youtube phenom turned superstar. Except this one is from across the pond.

Jessie J is beautiful, crass, and has better pipes than Xtina did in 2001.

Her other single “Do It Like a Dude is available for download on iTunes.

You didn’t think I was gonna let you go without hearing my JAM did you?

No no.

Here’s “Do It Like  A Dude.”

Rock out ladies.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Get Familiar: Craig Vanity

Adele Ft. Lindsay Lohan- Rumour Has It
Craig Vanity Mashup

I am obsessed with this. I need someone to fly me to Chelsea, and drive me to a club so I can give this to the DJ then dance to it all night. SO GOOD.

See all the rest of Craig Vanity’s Mashup’s here.

They’re all this good, trust.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach