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Didya? Wouldya?

Hey guys, sorry I didn’t blog yesterday. I do [[kind of]] have a life outside of Celebrities and Fashion…

 

But just because you don’t see your daily dose of homosexual here, doesn’t mean you can’t get it!

If you head over to Through My Blackberry you will be sure to find a heaping helping of homo.

You can see pictures of Me, the grandest gay in Cincinnati making faces in mirrors. Sometimes the faces are explained, most times not.

You get to see my coworkers, and myself (not) working.
You can’t buy culinary prowess such as this. They fashioned the food into a SMILEY.

And you get to see pictures my friends in California send me from The Castro in SanFran. Relax. Its a cookie. Wow guys, don’t be such prudes…

 

I know some of you already have. But wouldya? Didya follow me on Tumblr yet? Its fun I SWEAR.

What’s better than laughing at some one else’s topsy turvey life?

Nothing, that’s what.

 

So follow me.

 

Bitch.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 

(You guys aren’t really bitches, that was to be punchy..)


I Lurve Leighton!

I have loved Leighton Meester ever since I heard she was born in Prison and I found out her mom spent ten years in the clink for being a part of a drug smuggling ring.

There are two storylines I get sucked in to, “from ghetto to glam,” and “ghetto to glam with unexpected wack-a-doo parental drama!”

Leighton’s life in recent months has given me such pleasure.

Here’s why:

In January, a California woman was granted a restraining order against Leighton Meester’s mother, Constance Meester. The restraining order was granted because Constance repeatedly threatened the lives of said woman and her son. The woman called Constance a very unstable addict who she didn’t want near her or her son. Constance sent letters threatening the mother and son, and left very disturbing voice messages.

Oops.

I wonder if its because they said something about how horrible Leighton’s new movie The Roommate is…

*Insert Evil Guffaw*

 

 

But regardless, this should teach you to refrain from messing with Leighton or either of her two brothers Douglas and Lex. Leighton undoubtedly has some of that caged animal in her.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Court Chronicles: LiLo

Here we go, Lindsay Court Chronicles are in full swing.

Today Lindsay’s lawyer, Shawn Chapman Holley pitched her case showing why Lindsay shouldn’t be prosecuted in the Grand Theft Jewelry case.

Right, like thats gonna work. The LA District Attorney’s office miss an opportunity to skewer a celebrity as an example? I think not.

No word has been released on what happened in the meeting.

“Seriously dude? Why would I steal that necklace? My weave cost more…”

 

Lindsay will no doubt have to appear in court for this case, and I am upset about it. She needs to get back to being a professional Paparazzi target!

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach