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Swaggerific…

Wanna be just like The Biebs? Well now you can.

The University of Western Ontario has dedicated a course to specifically that. The four year institution where the Teen Pop Phenomenon once expressed interest in attending has founded a ground breaking course called “Swaggerific Like Justin Bieber.”

*Justin Bieber and his sis Jazmyn*

The University gossip site Room110.com is funding the swag program, and their Representative Michael Wilson said:

“The new program, titled, ‘Swaggerific Like Justin Bieber,’ will educate individuals to learn how to carry themselves with swagger like Canadian pop star Justin Bieber, and further teach them about the sociology behind having swag, and what swag exactly is.”

Sign me up! It would at least be good for a least a laugh or two. Especially at the expense of the nerds who demand to be graded on the swag they’ll never attain.

#teachmehowtobieber

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Photog Phables.

When are the paparazzi going to learn that they can’t get in the personal space of celebrities?

There have been several incidents of late involving overbearing photogs getting in the way of celebrities, and celebs are starting to fight back.

Back in September, in LA Paris Hilton and her beau Cy Waits ran over the leg of a photog who was one of about twenty blocking the front of their car while trying to leave a parking garage.

Here’s the video of the gnats being obnoxious:

This was right around the same time Paris and Cy got in trouble in Vegas for possession of cocaine. Paris told police she thought it was “a stick of gum” in the bottom of her purse..

Now reports have surfaced that Justin Bieber’s bodyguard Kenneth Hamilton was arrested earlier this week in NYC for allegedly roughing up a paparazzi back on November 26th. Apparently the photog got too close to the prince of pop and Hamilton shoved him up against a parked car.

(The Biebs is wearing a Cincinnati Reds hat in this pic! WOO! Biebs, I’m from Cinci, can I get an exclusive interview with you and Selena? Eh? Eh?)

Sounds like the bodyguard was doing his job to me…

Editor-In-Chief of the Fagazine,

Zach


I Went Black. But honey, I’m comin back.

Fagazine Faithfuls,

I know I have been remiss in my blogging this past month but I decided to take a break from the blogosphere to reinvigorate my, previously insatiable, desire to comment on all things pop culture. So, I do apologize for all the things that I have not commented on this past month, but the Fagazine is no longer black! I am back online and sassier than ever!

These past two months have been peculiar in the world of hollyhood to say the least, celebrity bullshit seemed to be at an all time high, until an unfortunate string of events hit this country. Especially the gay community. Six teens committed suicide due to gay bullying, and cyber bullying. This news truly did rock hollywood. And celebrities finally decided to use their influence on society for good. They all showed their support for a movement that began on Facebook called Spirit Day. Which was a day for everyone to wear purple (the color in the rainbow representing spirit) to show their support for all the gay teens who committed suicide, and for teens who are going through bullying right now, to show them that it does indeed get better. I myself have been extremely lucky and never experienced gay bashing or bullying because I have a very accepting family, and my high school was wonderfully open minded as well. But because I have been lucky I wanted to wear purple and do everything I could to get the word about wearing purple. I did just that. Everyone I know was wearing purple that day to show their support. All of my family, and all of my friends. If just one kid took notice, it was worth it.

Another result of this anti bullying movement was Ellen Degeneres excerting her power as Forbes ninth most powerful women in the world. Perez Hilton requested to be on Ellen’s show to discuss his views on gay bullying, but he didn’t know he was walking into a trap. When celebrities were asked the question of who they thought the biggest cyber bully was they almost unanimously responded with the name of this self proclaimed “Queen of All Media” Perez. As soon as he sat down on Ellen’s couch, she began tearing him to bits. Saying how she has never read his website but knew she didn’t like him because of the mean spirit of the entire thing. She got him to commit to being nice to the celebrities he reports on despite the fact that he would lose lots of money. Leave it to a lesbian to bring down the meanest queen in the country..

Anywho, I’m back bitches. So expect regular posts from here on, and comment as much as you can! I love the feedback.

This picture is unfortunate. Sorry for being a cyber-bully guys, but this is too good to not post on my rejuvination post. If you need a self esteem boost whip yo hair to this shit.

Whoopsie!

Editor In Chief of Fagazine,
Zach