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A drunk (maybe) muggle.

Darren Criss performed Teenage Dream, among other things at Perez Hilton’s “Blue Ball” 33rd birthday celebration on Saturday night.

Rumors have been swirling that our favorite muggle who plays a homo on Glee was a little tipsy. And by a little tipsy, I mean drunk.

Exhibit gAy:

Exhibit B:

 

Whether or not he is drunk, one things is glaringly obvious:

He is so straight. I mean come on, being straight and singing songs from “The Little Mermaid” go together like being gay and quail hunting. Ya know?

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Spoiler Alert: Glee

So, Wednesday night was Paleyfest. For those of you who don’t know, its like Comicon for television shows. I was ALL over the Glee panel.

Lets cover the basics on topics the cast and creators were asked about.

THE KISS.


When asked about the Kurt and Blaine kiss, Darren Criss said:

It certainly felt right. It was a really special time.

Ryan Murphy said:

It’s so impactful because it’s important to so many people.

Thanks for that deep and meaningful insight boys.. At least Darren didn’t say “no homo” after he answered. That would have been on trend with his usual schtick.

I miss Cheno.

Thats okay! She’s coming back. Her all white production of The Wiz failed miserably. (CLEARLY fictional. I mean, you all saw her perform Home right?) But she returns, and she is in a one woman show called “Crossroads” the writers composed a song for her called “Its 10am and I’m drunk.” I am very excited. Ryan says Cheno and Gwyneth are the Muses for the show, and they’ll always be coming back.

 

Random quotes and funnies.

Amber P. Riley choreographed “Hell to the No” herself.

Naya Rivera has had an “overwhelming response” since Santana’s coming out on the show.

Jane Lynch said teachers come up to her and say “I wish I could say what Sue says.”

The sex talk between Kurt and Burt was somewhat autobiographical for Ryan Murphy.

There is a “Born This Way” EP soon, YES.

In regards to the “Britana” storyline, it will be explored but it is more about Santana’s personal journey than a romantic relationship.

The remaining episodes in this season are geared towards going to nationals and the Finn/Rachel/Quinn thing is HUGE.

Matt Morrison on Wemma: “They deserve each other and would help eachother so much. So I hope it happens.”

The last 6 episodes are about the battle with Vocal Adrenaline and CHARICE is back!!

Ryan was asked about cast input on storylines: “If I get one more call about them wanting to do Adele songs..” YES!

 

The Big Bang.

Kurt was asked how he likes being away from the rest of the group and with The Warblers. He said he missed the group, “But I’m glad to be back.” Whoops! The crowd went wild and he said “Don’t act like you didn’t know.”

Also, Blaine will have to audition for New Directions in the future!

Klaine will never be apart.

 

Pretty Pics:

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How awkward do Darren and Chris look??

Also, please observe Naya’s ferocity.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Darren Criss, baffled.

Darren Criss is straight.

 

And he won’t shut up about it. Thats why he did a hysterical shoot for Out Magazine.

 

 

He thinks he is breaking boundaries by being a straight man playing a confident gay teen. No, you’re really not. It happens all the time. And Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family does a better job than you and your Jew fro.

“I think it’s more empowering to everybody, including myself, if I’m articulate about identifying myself as a straight male playing a gay character. Ultimately, that’s more powerful for both communities.”

Wait, what? Why is it more powerful for “both communities” knowing you’re straight playing gay?

Shut your face Darren Criss.

 

Clearly, none of these pictures were permitted to have a smile.
It IS a gay magazine.

Clearly he forgot to take this shirt off before showering.
Or he went in a jog in a shirt by 3.1 Philip Lim…
If its the latter, he may in fact be gay.

He’s crying because he realized he won’t get the sweat stains out of the shirt.
Gay…

Terrified because the gay photographer told him to lower his pants and put his hands above his head..

Doesn’t everyone play with their Armani Exchange sweaters like this?
No?

“What do you mean I need to push up my scrawny muscles?”

He still looks terrified.
I am actually addicted to that Opening Ceremony cardigan though.

 

Let this photoshoot be a lesson to you Mr. Criss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just stick to being adorable. Dark and brooding is NOT your thing.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


GAGA for Grammy Guys

Once again, a big shout out to @tomandlorenzo from ProjectRungay for the pics!

Here are all the men, well mostly. I see them as a reward for having to stare at tits and ass all night to enjoy some fashion.

 

Not only is Chord Overstreet’s name hot, so is he.
But babe, give Bieber his hair back.

 

Kevin McHale is adorable.
HE CAN WALK! Its a red carpet miracle!

 

I thought this was Kris Jenner at first..
Glambert, DUH.

 

He’s wearing sneakers. Dumb.
And his stylist didn’t have his pants steamed. Dumb.
Justin Bieber can NOT do whatever he wants and get away with it.
I’m saying never.

 

Cyndi Lauper?? How’d you get in here?!
Silly me. Tehe.

 

Darren Criss is SO god damn cute!
He’s not allowed to be straight and wear such hot shoes.
It’s not fair!!

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Grammys: The Best and Worst

If you don’t read already, start reading ProjectRungay, because none of these pics would be possible without the hilarious writers of that blog @tomandlorenzo!

Let’s just get the cutie pie factor out of the way. Darren Criss and Matthew Morrison. #love

 

Snooki in Jersey Shore Couture. So adorable!

 

A very pregnant Selma Blair in Lanvin. This is how pregnancy is done.

 

Nicki Minaj in Givenchy head to toe. #flinstones #LEAPORDPRINT
I love it.

 

Margaret Cho looking beautiful in John Renaud.

 

Kelly O looking phenomenal in Tadashi Shoji, and Alexander McQueen pumps. That color looks great on her.

 

Jennifer Hudson in Versace. DAYUM!

 

Florence (sans Machine) in Givenchy S/S 2011. Swans that don’t make me nauseous on a dress!

 

Pregnant Jewel looks like a Classy Caroline.

 

Heidi Klum has redeemed herself since the Globes, in Julien MacDonald.
Those shoes are bangin, and those boobs are saggin.

 

Selena Gomez looking beyond in J. Mendel.
She is my second best dressed for the Grammys.

Bring ya BarfBag:

Jenna Ushkowitz. I don’t care who the designer is, and I don’t wish to drag their name through the mud. Avert your eyes.

 

Leah Michele, uh, where’s your mariachi band?
Go back to Glee. Bitch.

 

Hayley Williams of Paramore. What the HELL.
How could Jeremy Scott design a GoGo Dress for the Grammys..

 

Natasha Bedingfield. Cut it out. Seriously cut that dress up.

 

Best Dressed at the Grammy Awards 2011

Kim Kardashian is a vision in gold sparkle. The epitome of bronze goddess.
Gown: Kaufman Franco
Jewels: Lorraine Schwartz

Just in case you can’t see it, LOOK at this Lorraine Schwartz Snake Bracelet!

That was fun. Huh?

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach