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Posts tagged “Film

JBiebs does it all.

Justin Bieber has hit every single aspect of the entertainment industry thus far, and he is extending the reach of his pubescent empire to the big screen.

You may be saying, “But wait Zach, didn’t he already have a documentary on the big screen?”

Yes you idiots, I know he did. Pedophile’s Dream “Never Say Never 3D” was a big hit. But this time around, he won’t be playing himself. So it’s a real big screen picture, not a straight to DVD wannabe.

He’s rumored to be joining in Ashton Kutcher’s new movie “What Would Kenny Do” where Kutcher plays a man who visits his teenage self (played by the Biebs) via Hologram to give him advice.

 

"Oh SHIT, is that what I'm gonna look like when my balls drop?!"

 

 

Meh, sounds like a typical Ashton movie. With a dash of Zac Efron in Seventeen Again. Maybe I spoke to soon about it not being a “straight to DVD wannabe…”

None the less, it will be a blockbuster. Everything Justin Bieber touches turns to gold.

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Fagazine’s Fabulebrity of the Yurr!

As I sit here watching Andy Cohen’s Wig drop, being delirious on cold medicine had a pay off. I had an epiphany. I didn’t elect the most fabulous celebrity of 2010!

(Hence the clever word in the title of this post. Fabulous + Celebrity = Fabulebrity)

I looked through hundreds of pictures and while almost everyone I saw was glamorous, most had some outrageous scandal, or ridiculous mouth. Not this pretty lady!

She has been out of the headlines for some time, but when she had a supporting role in the psycho-thrilling movie Black Swan she sprung back into the blogosphere.

(I saw Black Swan, and it was amazing. Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis are absolutely phenomenal. The movie was so wonderful I forgot I was watching a fictional film.)

You probably have my choice narrowed down to two ladies.

The winner IS:

Mila Kunis

Mila Kunis may not be one for a colorful wardrobe, but she never fails to make an impact on the red carpet.

Here are some looks from this year that I love.

Except this one. Oi vey Mila! This was a great movie, but you should fire your stylist. you look totally pregnant! I will never understand why celebs with fantabulous figures cover them up with table clothes.

Here is that figure I was talking about. It hits her curves in all the right places, and the little ruffle on the hip is the little flair it needed to make the look special.

This dress proves that no matter how busy the garment is Mila’s the focal point. But on the real real, this dress looks like a glamorous oversized tumbleweed. Whoever designed this dress has some editorial issues. Or they just used all the fabric left in their studio.. Not great.

THIS is my choice for Mila’s best look of the year. This photo was taken at the New York premier of her movie Black Swan, and it couldn’t be a better choice! This Dior gown is elegant, and still supremely sexy! (Those metallic nude colored platforms don’t hurt the sexy level..)

Congratulations on your new title honey! Don’t let me down, gurl.

Happy New Year girls and gays!

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine
Zach


Swimming in the Kiddie Pool

Its no secret that the Entertainment industry is a world of shallow people, materialism, and overpaid dumb asses. But it also isn’t a secret that we eat that shit up. When I got home from a day out, I got on my computer and went surfing through my usual hollywood smut on the internet and came across a story about my hubby, Taylor Lautner. The story is completely outrageous, and true. And it involves the teenage heart throb turning not into a werewolf, but a DIVA. Yes, I am serious. I don’t fuck around with anything involving Jacob Black.

So here it is.

Taytay, and his father arranged for an RV to be completely gutted and remodeled for Taylor to take on the set of his next movie. The price tag on this little endeavor was in the ballpark of $300,000. Now aside from the unnecessary expenditures shown here on behalf of the Lautner clan this doesn’t seem far outside of the Hollywood realm of idiocracy. Taylor was informed that the RV would not, in fact, be ready for the upcoming flick and promptly decided to sue the company for fraud, and breaching their contract. Or something along those lines. Come on Taytay! YOU’RE the one who released statements saying things like you still mow your lawn at home and do the dishes to maintain a level of normalcy in your life. Newsflash, bb. Buying a $300,000 RV and then throwing a bitch fit about not getting it in time for your new movie, which you will make millions off of, is not normal. What shocked me most about this story is the fact that it had little effect on my opinion of Wolfy, for reasons that I think are apparent. As shown by the picture on the left of this post. Hollywood gets away with an incredible amount of shennanigans because of their aesthetic. They’re all beautiful. I for one, am not ashamed to say that I am a material girl, and like adore and all things glamorous. I bought a white blackberry because I thought it was more chic. So I am in no position to criticize the powers that be in the Hollywood Hills. But as a citizen of the US of America (nods head like “Dubya” as he types) I am going to assert my right to freedom of speech. All the people, like the bitches on The View, and the “Serious Media” moguls like Nancy Grace -moron- and Larry King -deceased- bash the high rollers who walk down the red carpet for the things that they do, are just feeding the madness. They come across as if they are some other class of human beings. But really, if they were so far above the hooligans of The Wood, they wouldn’t be covering these stories for higher ratings. So put that in your BBm and send it America. I just got serious about Hollywood.

The only thing that really grinds my gears about the obsession with appearance in Hollyhood is when people mistake good looks for talent. Now, I may enjoy going to see all the installments of the Twilight Saga at midnight showings but I have no illusions of talent coming from the screen my eyes are glued to. Lets be real, KStew is a mess, and portrays the character of Bella Swan as an angsty lesbian. So basically, herself. But because she has great eyes and good bone structure we keep watching. Taylor Lautner’s CGI wolf has more stage presence than he does. And RPatz, I mean what is there to say? Not great. I really don’t want to Remember You. So when fans of performers like Justin Beiber, and Taylor Swift mistake their good looks and nice clothes with talent, I get annoyed. Beiber Bitches, Ima tell you one time, your boy can’t sing. I’ll admit his songs are fun to listen to, but so are The Pussycat Dolls. They’re not actually singing anything. So flip your hideous hair all you want Beibs. I’m on to you. I REALLY don’t understand the obsession this country has with Taylor Swift, because she can’t sing AND she looks like the bride of frankenstein. Seriously, she is a dead face. So if someone could explain to me why she is such a mega hit, it would be much appreciated. (Not really, you aren’t gonna change my mind.)

So, as I step off of my soap box, I would like to remind you all to NOT be ashamed of your love for the glitz and the glam of red carpet season. The hair, the flowing gowns, the hottie hunks that strut their stuff are not a waste of time. After all, someone has to keep the bar raised high. Personal appearance limbo isn’t a game I am interested in playing. So, stay strong Hollywood. Fuck you Barbara Walters.

Editor In Cheif of Fagazine,
Zach

PS: A note to the people who say they don’t care about Hollywood: Do you take pride in what you wear, and do you shower daily?

Hullow?!