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A drunk (maybe) muggle.

Darren Criss performed Teenage Dream, among other things at Perez Hilton’s “Blue Ball” 33rd birthday celebration on Saturday night.

Rumors have been swirling that our favorite muggle who plays a homo on Glee was a little tipsy. And by a little tipsy, I mean drunk.

Exhibit gAy:

Exhibit B:

 

Whether or not he is drunk, one things is glaringly obvious:

He is so straight. I mean come on, being straight and singing songs from “The Little Mermaid” go together like being gay and quail hunting. Ya know?

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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Gleek of the Week.

I’m not talking about the fans of Glee, I’m talking about the cast members!

A reader who shall remain nameless, (@ryan_mcgoron) suggested that I give a short bio of a different cast member every week. Ya dig?

This years Gleek of the Week is…..

Drum roll please….

 

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Its Dianna Agron!
Ay Kay Ay Quinn Fabray.

 

Everyone knows that Quinn is plotting her way back to the top on Glee, but what is Dianna doing off the set?

Well.

She has had small roles in several movies, like Burlesque. And she just had a starring role in the movie “I Am Number Four.”

She dated her co-star Alex Pettyfer, and they moved in together.

Then they broke up because according to the unreliable People Magazine, he is a jealous psycho.

Dianna has an upcoming horror movie called “The Hunters” that will be released in November of this year.

 

You should also check out Dianna’s Tumblr, Fell Down the Rabbit Hole.

Then, follow her on Twitter.

 

Now don’t you feel like you know her better?

You shouldn’t. Cause that would be weird. You’ve probably never met the girl.

 

But it was fun anyways right?

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 

 


Spoiler Alert: Glee

So, Wednesday night was Paleyfest. For those of you who don’t know, its like Comicon for television shows. I was ALL over the Glee panel.

Lets cover the basics on topics the cast and creators were asked about.

THE KISS.


When asked about the Kurt and Blaine kiss, Darren Criss said:

It certainly felt right. It was a really special time.

Ryan Murphy said:

It’s so impactful because it’s important to so many people.

Thanks for that deep and meaningful insight boys.. At least Darren didn’t say “no homo” after he answered. That would have been on trend with his usual schtick.

I miss Cheno.

Thats okay! She’s coming back. Her all white production of The Wiz failed miserably. (CLEARLY fictional. I mean, you all saw her perform Home right?) But she returns, and she is in a one woman show called “Crossroads” the writers composed a song for her called “Its 10am and I’m drunk.” I am very excited. Ryan says Cheno and Gwyneth are the Muses for the show, and they’ll always be coming back.

 

Random quotes and funnies.

Amber P. Riley choreographed “Hell to the No” herself.

Naya Rivera has had an “overwhelming response” since Santana’s coming out on the show.

Jane Lynch said teachers come up to her and say “I wish I could say what Sue says.”

The sex talk between Kurt and Burt was somewhat autobiographical for Ryan Murphy.

There is a “Born This Way” EP soon, YES.

In regards to the “Britana” storyline, it will be explored but it is more about Santana’s personal journey than a romantic relationship.

The remaining episodes in this season are geared towards going to nationals and the Finn/Rachel/Quinn thing is HUGE.

Matt Morrison on Wemma: “They deserve each other and would help eachother so much. So I hope it happens.”

The last 6 episodes are about the battle with Vocal Adrenaline and CHARICE is back!!

Ryan was asked about cast input on storylines: “If I get one more call about them wanting to do Adele songs..” YES!

 

The Big Bang.

Kurt was asked how he likes being away from the rest of the group and with The Warblers. He said he missed the group, “But I’m glad to be back.” Whoops! The crowd went wild and he said “Don’t act like you didn’t know.”

Also, Blaine will have to audition for New Directions in the future!

Klaine will never be apart.

 

Pretty Pics:

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How awkward do Darren and Chris look??

Also, please observe Naya’s ferocity.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


T-Swift’s favorite Chord

Taylor Swift and Chord Overstreet were spotted this weekend on what looked a lot like a date. They attended the LA Kings game at the Staples Center last night.

Besides the fact that they look like cousins, it also looks like they are on one hell of an awkward date.

Please note the girls face just above Taylor’s shoulder. She’s the real star here.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Alex Pettyfer’s week.

Well, it’s a good thing “I Am Number Four” star Alex Pettyfer is hot. ‘Cause his week isn’t going well.

First he broke up with Glee Star Dianna Agron. As a result tabloids are making rumors up attacking both sides saying both were extremely jealous and needy. I supposed that comes with the territory.

 

This however, does not.

 

Last night, Alex was extremely late for the premier of his new movie with Vanessa Hudgens (ew) called “Beastly.” He was late because he had a fire at the house where he and Agron were living together. (Agron moved out after the break up and checked into a hotel.)

Well, things can only go uphill from here!

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Darren Criss, baffled.

Darren Criss is straight.

 

And he won’t shut up about it. Thats why he did a hysterical shoot for Out Magazine.

 

 

He thinks he is breaking boundaries by being a straight man playing a confident gay teen. No, you’re really not. It happens all the time. And Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family does a better job than you and your Jew fro.

“I think it’s more empowering to everybody, including myself, if I’m articulate about identifying myself as a straight male playing a gay character. Ultimately, that’s more powerful for both communities.”

Wait, what? Why is it more powerful for “both communities” knowing you’re straight playing gay?

Shut your face Darren Criss.

 

Clearly, none of these pictures were permitted to have a smile.
It IS a gay magazine.

Clearly he forgot to take this shirt off before showering.
Or he went in a jog in a shirt by 3.1 Philip Lim…
If its the latter, he may in fact be gay.

He’s crying because he realized he won’t get the sweat stains out of the shirt.
Gay…

Terrified because the gay photographer told him to lower his pants and put his hands above his head..

Doesn’t everyone play with their Armani Exchange sweaters like this?
No?

“What do you mean I need to push up my scrawny muscles?”

He still looks terrified.
I am actually addicted to that Opening Ceremony cardigan though.

 

Let this photoshoot be a lesson to you Mr. Criss:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just stick to being adorable. Dark and brooding is NOT your thing.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


I’m in Agron-ny!

Agron-ny is a sickness caused from being in gay love with Dianna Agron. Hard.

She KNOWS how to dress, and if she keeps dressing the way she has so far this year, she’ll be a strong contender for Fagazine’s Fabulebrity of the Yurr.

Here are some pictures of her at the I Am Number Four premier.

The dress is Vivienne Westwood. I love the wrapping effect and the draping. LOVE. Her hair is perfect for the dress too! Bra-VO.

She is so young, but her look is so Old Hollywood.

Werque.

Photo Cred: The Vogue Diaries

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Court Chronicles: LiLo

Well, things are still being stacked up against my friend Lindsay.

(And I’m not talking about how she is pissed at the cast of Glee and its writers for naming her mom Dina as one of the “Losers of the year” from Sundays episode.)

The Los Angeles DA decided that Lindsay will be charged with Felony Grand Theft.

As for the Perp Walk, nothing has been decided but the situation could go 1 of 3 ways.

Lindsay would have a warrant issued for her arrest, allowing the police to cuff her and parade her in front of a gaggle of reporters.

The police could arrange for Linz to surrender herself in a location hidden from the cameras.

Finally, Lindsay could surrender herself upon arraignment. Which seems like the most fair option.

But also, the least fun for the DA.

Good luck Linz, she and her lawyer have said they are ready to fight the charges, and so are we. Go Gurl.

 

On a different note, Lindsay is in talks for joining onto the new Superman reboot to fulfill a major role!

But, she may have a problem with it if she’s in the big house.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 

 


Love me some Lynch!

Jane Lynch is writing a memoir entitled Happy Accidents.

I couldn’t be more excited!

In the memoir she will write about her comedy career in Chicago, movies she has done, embracing the fact that she’s a big ol’ lesbatron, and overcoming alcoholism.

Not the type of memoir you were expecting from Sue Sylvester?

Thats because Sue is a character on a show. Get with it.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach