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Posts tagged “Golden Globe Award

Love me some Lynch!

Jane Lynch is writing a memoir entitled Happy Accidents.

I couldn’t be more excited!

In the memoir she will write about her comedy career in Chicago, movies she has done, embracing the fact that she’s a big ol’ lesbatron, and overcoming alcoholism.

Not the type of memoir you were expecting from Sue Sylvester?

Thats because Sue is a character on a show. Get with it.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 

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Golden Globe Glamour.

I couldn’t think of a funny title for this post, so I turned to Alliteration.

The Golden Globes were as glamorous as they are every year, but I have two picks for best dressed this year because I could NOT decide who was more stunning. Yes, there is a worst dressed too. Don’t you worry your glitter filled heads.

First comes the worst:

Seriously? What was she thinking. Heidi fucking Klum is my worst dressed from the Golden Globes. Was she trying to look like a melted carton of cosmopolitan ice cream? The orange lipstick is so hideous I can’t even speak about it. Did her kids use a crayon on her? Rough.

Second is the best:

Anne Hathaway is styled by Rachel Zoe, and this dress is Ba-nan-as. I am usually not one to condone the color champagne for a dress, but toss on some giant shoulder pads and some sequins and I’m on board! She looks so classic “red carpet,” and is still incorporating the eighties fad that’s happening now. And that low cut back? Sex.

Third is the one with the treasure chest (between her legs):

Angeline Jolie is always glam on The Carpet, but besides her husband looking like a member of the Jersey Shore cast with his awful sunglasses, and slicked back hair, she has surpassed any look I have seen her wear. She has come a long way since the days of making out with her brother..

So there you have it. My picks for best dressed and worst from the Globes. Do you feel at peace now? Me too.

I think I have an unhealthy obsession with shoulder pads…

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

PS: Regis Philbin announced he is retiring from Live with Regis and Kelly this summer. Sad. What will we do without that obnoxious screaming and sexual tension between he and Kelly at 9AM…


Cue Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes

But seriously,

(I’ve Had) The Time of My Life, and I owe it all to youuuuuuuu @laurieloulou22

(Do you get the Dirty Dancing reference? If you don’t because you haven’t seen that movie, then why the hell do you read this blog?)

This weekend in NYC, my life was made. And I have started making plans to move to the Big City in August.

I found love.

Twice. (Does that make me a gay polygamist? The Mormans won’t like it..)

I did some amazing shopping, and found some fantastic deals. But most importantly I got to go to the best Vintage Shop in the country, Chelsea Girl Couture! Owned by Elisa from Girls Who Like Boys Who Like Boys, and Managed by her Non-Romantic Life Partner David, also from GWLBWLB.

I saw a Broadway Musical that moved me to tears (I know I’m “So Gay.”). Its where I met my unrealistically beautiful husband. No wise ass, not Elmo. Kyle Dean Massey.

The trip was PER-FECT and it wouldn’t have been possible without my gurl Lauren! Thanks bb!

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

Post Script: Don’t worry readers, I know vacation is over. I have to review the Golden Globes award list and runway looks. I’ll post about it tomorrow.