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Siren Sunday

God, I think I’m absolutely addicted to alliteration.

Fagazine’s newest alliterized installment is “Siren Sunday” where I pick a Hollywood Siren, and let showcase some of her highest fashion feats.

 

Today is Hollywood’s most glamorous Hipster, Kate Hudson.

(She IS a hipster because not only does she listen to Muse, but she is the lead singer’s baby mama..)

Here she is in 2003 at the Oscars. She was wearing Atelier Versace, and looks timelessly beautiful. She hasn’t aged a day since then.

Here she is at the 2009 Paris premier of her movie “Nine.” Also wearing Atelier Versace. This gown is all about the drama. So of course I love it. But the detail on the bodice is really making me sweat.

Kate is looking equally flawless at the New York Premiere but I suppose having your mother Goldie Hawn as an accessory is an instant glamour boost.

This is a classic Kate Hudson (Styled by Rachel Zoe) moment. She wore this sexual-mullet gown by Emilio Pucci to the 2010 SAG Awards. It’s in my top five red carpet looks of all time.

 

Kate Hudson, you could NEVER lose a (gay) man in ten days. No matter how you tried. Your care free fabulosity is a magnet.

You go girl.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 

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Teen (horrible)Mom

Remember my favorite Teen Mom Amber Pork- I mean Portwood?

Well, she finally got the restraining order against Gary Shirley, her baby daddy lifted. She probably needs a sparring partner to let some of that aimless anger out.

 

The judge did leave one major condition in tact though. Amber and Gary are not allowed to be together with the child present.

So basically, fight club isn”t deemed appropriate for the baby.

Thank God.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz are over!

They were the only young Hollywood couple I was holding out hope for! They made their marriage last for six years. By Hollywood standards that is a life time, but I’m still sad that its over!

Pete says he and Ashlee simply “grew apart.” But judging by this picture, his eyes contradict his mouth. He says grew apart, they say, HELP.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 

 


Wanna see how LaBeouf I am?

Apparently Shia LaBeouf has been having some issues in his personal life lately that he is trying to work out in bars.

 

Shia has been frequenting Mad Bull’s Tavern near LA, and patrons didn’t have many kind words to say about him. Complaining about how he is always a problem when he comes to the bar. A few weeks ago, Shia started a brawl between fifteen guys in the bar.

And just this past weekend he got into it again with some boys who were out drinking, drank too much and started swinging at each other. Cops put Shia in handcuffs, but never arrested him.

He’s taking a bannana break. Obvi. Wanna fight?

 

What happened to that happy go lucky guy who played Louis on Even Stevens? Someone get him in contact with Dennis Quaid.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Rachel Zoe– Slow down Baby.

Rachel Zoe, the most fabulous Hollywood stylist is “to die” over the fact that she is eight months preggers.

But she needs her little bundle of Halston Happiness to stay put until AFTER the Oscars.  Several of her clients are going to be there (they’ll be the flashiest ones on the carpet, with the most ba-nan-as looks). But her biggest A-List client Anne Hathaway, “Annie” Rachel calls her, is Co-Hosting with James Franco.

Rachel has to find even more looks than normal with an evening of designer sequin laced quick changes looming over her head.

Rachel tells her baby boy he “has to stay put until after [The Oscars],” which is going to be a close call, she’s eight months pregs, and the oscars are on February 27th!

Best of luck Lady!

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 


Aniston is funny?

Yesterday on The Big O, Jennifer Aniston told Oprah that she turned down a spot on SNL to be on Friends, either way, she would have been alright. But she also said everyone around her told her she was making a huge mistake!

I’d say friends turned out just fine.

 

Plus, Tina Fey really SHOULD say thank you. After-all how many pretty cheeky women does Hollywood need? Without Tina, there would have been no Mean Girls, and I wouldn’t be the gay I am today.

 

 

“Take that, Suckas.”

 

Also, we should all just start assuming that everything related to Jen’s personal life in the tabloids is 100% fabricated. She isn’t adopting a child.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


“Dark Knight Rises,” but LiLo is the Star

.. And he has risen because of a catfight outside his front door! The new installment of the Batman movies has Hollywood leading ladies freaking out.

There are two leading female roles up for grabs and Anne Hathaway, Jessica Biel, and Keira Knightley are scratching their way into the running along with Hollywood up-and-comers Kate Mara, and Charlotte Riley.

If one of the roles is for a villianess, my official vote is for Jessica Biel. She would be the most bad ass catwoman ever. She could kick anyone’s ass without the claws and whip, but they wouldn’t hurt her intimidation factor (and the sky high heels that she jumps across buildings in are enough to keep me interested!).

But on the other hand, if she did learn to fight for this movie her level of crazy would be taken to an even higher level and J.T. would be trapped in the glamorous hell he calls a relationship forever.

In true Christopher Nolan fashion we know nothing of the roles being casted, nor will we know who he chooses. But, we know it will be fabulous. If it is anywhere near as good as Inception I know I will like it. But could we find a way to fit Joseph Gordon-Levitt into the picture? Those ladies are all very attractive, but there are other audiences to appeal to in this country! Like the audience who likes the color pink, but still has leg hair (most of us anyways..)! So get on it Chris Nolan, the Fagazine knows best.

PS: Lindsay Lohan is still being showered with gifts as a result of her successful stint in rehab. Her Jewler friend  Pascal Mouawad gifted her with a very large necklace as a way to celebrate her new life. (Linz is also rumored to be starting her own line of jewelry with him, coincidence? No.) The Necklace, shown in the picture below is worth $25,000.

I once again am heavily considering developing an addiction and going to rehab. It’s the best career move she has made in years.
Good for you Lindsay. Keep up the hard work. (Try not to close your garage door on that brand new Range Rover that was just given to you again…)

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Kardashian Kraze

The Kardashians (including the less significant Jenners) could take over the world with their numbers alone, but they’re starting with Hollywood, and another sister just stepped into the bright glitter filled limelight.

Kendall Jenner is bursting onto the modeling scene with a vengeance. I don’t know what or whom she is avenging, but that sentence sounded cool right? Anyways, she has been in several nationwide advertising campaigns already for Forever 21, and MARCC. She will be in more judging by the projects she has completed thus far. The fact that her name is already in the press (because of her big sisters) could mean that she is in the running for being the biggest supermodel since Tyra Banks (click that link, you won’t regret it).

I would have said Janice Dickinson, but God rest her soul, it didn’t seem appropriate. Oh, wait. Just because she did Celebrity Rehab doesn’t mean SHE is dead? Just her career.

In any case Kendall is going places, hopefully Ray-J won’t show up again.

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Werk.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Rehab Rewarded.

Not much going on in the world of Hollywood, or fashion that needs to be written about today. The press is trying to make it seem that there is a feud going on between Lindsay Lohan, and Samatha Ronson because of Lindsay moving in next door to Sam’s venice beach pad. There isn’t. Also, last night Lindsay tweeted that GI Motorsports, formerly known as German Independent, in Beverly hills gave her a brand new Range Rover. If I successfully complete rehab do I get one?

Actually, scratch that.

I want a Vespa.
(Photo Credit: The Sartorialist)

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Speak Up Queens and Divas!

Ok gays, I want you to become more active in the ideas and productions behind this blog. There is only so much funny I can produce and so much bitch I can kick out by myself. I am a teamwork kind of girl, and love to feed off the energy of my friends. So, from now on, email me, tweet me (@zachzapatoamigo), or comment with things you want me to write about. From how fucked up Mel Gibsanity is, how fantastic Tommy Hilfigers fall line is, issues in your life you need help with, and anything else your little glitter filled heart desires. So queens, ladies, and gents (if any read this blog..) Put your thinking caps on! Feel free to bedazzle them first if you feel more comfortable that way, I understand the need to beautify everything. I am very familiar with that desire. So please! Let me know what YOU wanna hear and read about!

Editor In Chief of Fagazine,
Zach

Also, Mel Gibsanity was so freaked out that he MAY have to take responsibility for his baby that he crashed his Maserati. Don’t worry bb, we’re well aware you’re fucking insane. Don’t demonstrate for us.