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Posts tagged “Kim Kardashian

Liberal Lesbian.

JAYKAY. She isn’t really. She’s just starring as one in her new movie. The movie is an indie flick called “Angels Crest.”

Kate Walsh is one of my favorite aggressive liberals out in the Land of Holly who isn’t afraid of a little twitter conflict.

 

"Bring it."

 

 

Back in January, Bristol fucking Palin was scheduled to give a speech at Washington University on abstinence.

Students quickly started protesting because, well, obviously.

Kate tweeted “Welcome to the Idiocracy!” when a student at Wash.U. asked Kate to join in the protest.

The speech was cancelled by the University. They said it was a mutual agreement. Right. The conversation probably went like this:

University: Everyone hates you, so you can’t come talk here. Also, you’ve got a child out of wedlock. You didn’t abstain. Remember?

Stoopid: Yeah but now I can tell people not to do it because sex isn’t that great.

University: Maybe its just Levi, because we think sex is pretty great.

Stoopid: Well maybe I should try again, cause seriously it wasn’t worth having this kid for.

University: Aren’t you glad you didn’t say that in front of 10,000 students who already thought you were a moron?

Click.

 

(There are few people who anger me more than Sarah Palin, but Bristol is one of them. She openly criticizes celebrities like Kim Kardashian for not having to work for their fame, and being bad role models. Um, excuse me you delusional bitch, you’re an insufferably ignorant “politician’s” daughter who did nothing but have sex with one of the stupidest men on planet earth to get your career going. Shut the FUCK up.)

Phew, back to my point. Palin’s really get under my skin.

This isn’t Kate’s first Lesbian role. She was a transgender suspect on CSI, and in 2003 she played Sandra Oh’s partner in “Under the Tuscan Sun.”

I love me some fearless actresses.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Fabulosity Friday

This post is the most fabulous Fabulosity Friday yet.

Kardashians. (And a Jenner, but I mean. Come on.) And Divas doing their thang!

Oh, and THE OLSEN TWINS.

 

THIS is how you’re supposed to get gas.

Tom Ford Sunglasses, and Seven For All Mankind jeans. I love Kardashians.

She’s adorable. And learning well.

The Olsen Twins.
YES.

I love that they look so different, but they have the same clutch.
YSL.
YES YES YES.

Mary-Kate and Ashley are forever Fashion Gods.

 

And now, the Grammy performance to end all Grammy performances:

 

Go forth now my children, spread glitter far and wide this weekend.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Fabulosity Friday

In honor of my new weekly twitter tradition, I am going to start the same tradition on The Fagazine, because at the end of a week, whats better than some fabulous pictures? Eh? Eh?

All About Accessories

Everyone knows I am hooked on Fashion, but this week I am particularly hooked on accessories. These celebrity snippidy snap shots highlight those with the best of the best in shoes, bags, sunnies, etc.

Enjoy.

Balenciaga bag and Louboutin Bibi Pumps. Khloe Kardashian goes to werque.

 

 

 

Do I spy a baby bump?!

 

 

Kate Beckinsale with a Proenza Schouler Satchel that I am salivating over.

Isla Fischer in Christian Louboutin Bibi Pumps. How Glam is this shot?

Not as glam as this one.

Malin Akerman at Fox Studios. If your bag isn't oversized, neither is your celebrity status.

Miranda Kerr arrives in Paris with her hubby and baby, no the baby is not in that Prada bag. I love the jacket too, Burberry Prorsom?

Kim Kardashian looks phenomenal even when she is going to get her nails done. This is one of the rare times when you'll see her not in Louboutins. Does anyone know the designer of that bag? I need it in my life.

Emma Roberts in Bev Hills, with her fab Balenciaga Folk Bag. The only satchel I've seen that I like better than my own..

 

Stay Faboosh Fagazine Faithfuls.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Kim K. is my “Jam”

Guys. Remember when Lindsay had her music career and we hated it? (Except me, I to this day love the song Rumors.)

 

Then remember when Paris released her single and everyone laughed? And how Kim and Paris stopped talking when Kim asked a club in Vegas if they were ready to listen to some real music directly after Paris requested it herself? Ell Oh Ell.

 

Well, now Kim Kardashian has her own song. And it has been released. It’s called “Jam.”

Here it is.

(They embed code for that particular player wouldn’t work, my b.)

“[The-Dream and I] just had a good time, and the proceeds are going to a cancer organization [because we both] lost a parent to cancer. So it’s just fun,”

All proceeds from the track go to a cancer organization. That makes me feel better about it. Gay clubs are gonna be all over this one.

They playin’ my jam.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Weekend Werk.

Here are my fav celebrity looks from this past week/weekend.

Kate Bosworth at the Burberry Prorsom show during London Fashion Week.

She is wearing Burberry from head to toe.
I am hard core obsessing over that studded pencil skirt.

Jessica Szohr on the set of Gossip Girl:

I don’t know who designed these clothes, but I love them.
The costume director for GG is amazing.
Those booties are the perfect pop of color.

 

Alert: I love this.

No, not just Kim Kardashian. But I DO love her.

The reason I love these next two pictures is because of the shoes.

I dig it when celebrities get snapped wearing the same shoes more than once. They ARE normal people after all. Even if her shoes are Christian Louboutin Boulima Sandals.

Wearing them at the “Unknown” movie premier.

Kim wearing the same shoes walking to a nail salon in LA.

She is forever fabulous. Unfair.

 

Keep looking good fabulebrities. I’m always watching.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


NYFabulebrity Week pt 2

Kim Kardashian looking faboosh in her own collection at its QVC launch with her sisters.

 

Calvin Klein: The boys are out in their Sunday Best.

Joe Jonas, Kellan Lutz, Zac Efron and, Jack Huston
Except not in Jack isn’t in the first picture.
Cause no one cares about him.

 

 

Looking very dapper gentlemen! I love seeing male celebs at fashion week!

 

Rosario Dawson and James Newman at G Star Raw.

I think James wears his own wardrobe on SKINS.
Too bad no one watches it, so they can’t tell.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Celeb Konflicts, Stars Krash and Burn.

This week has been rough for XTina, MTV’s “Teen Mom” took offense to a blog post fired off by my gurl Kim Kardashian. (Her name isn’t the only reason I mispelled conflicts and crash. I am also writing about the tattooed vixen Kat Von Dee.)

Lets talk about that mess first.

Kitty Kat has signed up for one mess of a marriage. Her new fiancee Jesse James proposed to her over the weekend. SEVEN months after his wedding with Sandra Bullock went up in flames. Remember that time America hated him, and even if she did look like a gorgoyle, we liked Kat? Well now everyone thinks she is the biggest Naive Nina to ever walk a red carpet.  When asked if he was excited about his news Jesse James said “Growing old with her is going to be a fuckin’ blast.” Uh, newsflash Jesse. You’re already old.

I am all for second chances, but I also believe “once a cheater, always a cheater” holds some truth. Especially when he knew the risk of getting caught in the first place would result in a media storm. Gross.

Now on to the shiniest golden pipes in Hollywood. Christina Aguileira.

Reports of the newly single mom’s out of control partying have begun to surface. None of these claims have been bolstered with video or picture, so whether or not they are true is anyone’s guess. But one thing is for certain. Since she gained weight, we know what a platinum blonde Snooki would look like. The media has been saying that she has been partying more and more since her divorce a few months ago. The singer is being compared to the tragic pre-comeback Britney. This is all a little premature isn’t it? None of these stories have even been confirmed! She hasn’t even shaved her head (or her beaver)!

What a Sad little Sally Christina must be right now! Don’t worry lady, as long as your bebe boy is safe, and you don’t damage those vocal chords you can do whatever the hell you want, we still love Burlesque.

FINALLY a celebrity has vocalized what most respectable people have been thinking since the beginning of MTV’s repulsive “Teen Mom” and “16 and Pregnant” franchise.

After leaving an interview with MTV where she saw the story about the school in Memphis that has had 90 girls pregnant in the last year, Kim took to her blog. She said:

‘Having a baby is one of the biggest, and most life-changing decisions a person can make and while I’m not saying that no teen is in the position to raise a child, having a baby so young shouldn’t be seen as the trendy thing to do.’

Preach, Kim. Girls are now thinking the fastest way to get on the cover of People Magazine, is to have a baby and throw your entire gestation period on national television.

Amber Portwood, the resident Lindsay Lohan of Teen Mom, who made 280,000 dollars last year took time between court appearances and jail sentences to respond to Kim’s statement.

“There’s actually a study that shows since the original 16 and Pregnant aired, the number of teen pregnancies have gone down. Last time I checked, Kim Kardashian had a sex tape floating around on the internet and I’m pretty sure she made a lot of money off of it. She made a sex tape when she was younger and she wants to bash the girls on Teen Mom?”

I for one, would like to know where this “study” is. Second, Kim may have made a sex tape when she was younger BUT she did NOT get PREGNANT and capitalize on that! Or milk the press because of the issues she had in court (there were none), she didn’t go to jail, and she never tried to break a no contact order with her baby daddy whom she also beat the shit out of. As you have probably insinuated I don’t care much for this pig faced Hester Prynne who hails from Indiana. She is a loose cannon fame whore who shouldn’t be caring for a child. Neither should her BD Gary Shirley. Poor little Leah.

Moral of the story: Kim Kardashian and Christina Aguileira do no wrong in my eyes. They’re too fabulous and have too many Christian Louboutins in their closets. Werk.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Kardashian Kraze

The Kardashians (including the less significant Jenners) could take over the world with their numbers alone, but they’re starting with Hollywood, and another sister just stepped into the bright glitter filled limelight.

Kendall Jenner is bursting onto the modeling scene with a vengeance. I don’t know what or whom she is avenging, but that sentence sounded cool right? Anyways, she has been in several nationwide advertising campaigns already for Forever 21, and MARCC. She will be in more judging by the projects she has completed thus far. The fact that her name is already in the press (because of her big sisters) could mean that she is in the running for being the biggest supermodel since Tyra Banks (click that link, you won’t regret it).

I would have said Janice Dickinson, but God rest her soul, it didn’t seem appropriate. Oh, wait. Just because she did Celebrity Rehab doesn’t mean SHE is dead? Just her career.

In any case Kendall is going places, hopefully Ray-J won’t show up again.

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Werk.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach