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Posts tagged “Lady Gaga

The Gayest Two Days Ever.

Seriously though. The past two days have been so gay I hardly know what to do with myself short of carrying around a glitter cannon  to shoot at the muggles hetero’s of the world.

Yesterday was #BornThisDay because it was was Mother Monster’s birthday. Although the birthday celebration didn’t effect my life directly, Lady GaGa tweeted about having chicken and waffles in bed. And anyone who has chicken and waffles in bed is officially a black woman, and therefore DOES personally effect my life. Why? I don’t know. But I promise I’m not being racist.

Lady Gaga tweeted this pitcha via twitter. Redundant? Probably. Necessary? Definitely. She was at her birthday dinner.

I wish that table was my face.

Sometimes I hope I am never famous because then I’ll feel obligated to always eat in restaurants that are poorly lit. Does being famous mean you’re also a vampire? I don’t understand the correlation.

I still want to be famous. So bring on the blood and money. But not any blood money please. That’s a very important “and.”

Today is the day it’s Britney bitch Spears released her new album, Femme Fatale.

A little transexual. But I dig it.

In unrelated news, today Kevin Federline also dropped something. His girlfriend Victoria Prince (I don’t have a clue either) is pregnant. Someone tricked him into thinking that this news would detract from her album release.

BB, you’re always going to be her background dancer. It doesn’t matter if you’re literally on stage, or on the stage of LIFE. So please, stop reproducing.

Also, here is my proverbial glitter cannon. I’m about to fire it right in your face. Shield your muggles.

So you need to deal with this (again).

 

*Squeal*

He’s SO NOT straight.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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Mother Monster’s Manifesto.

All hail the Queen! Have you guys seen the music video for “Born This Way” by Lady Gaga yet?? You MUST.

Click on that there pitcha to watch the video:

I am not going to attempt to aptly criticize it, because my love for her blinds me. But I can tell you that even though it is supremely gay, it isn’t her best video. It still is better than what any other artist is putting out though.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


GaGarammys.

So, GaGa just rolled into the Grammys. She’s in an egg. Incubating.

Born This Way.

Directly before arriving at the Grammys GaGa’s stylist Nicola, tweeted on GaGa’s account:

This is Nicola, Haus of Gaga: Gaga is in incubation. Tonight’s performance is in collaboration with Hussein Chalayan and House of Mugler. X

Litchrally dying from excitement to see what she’s wearing.  Her dress is rumored to be 12 FEET LONG.

Stop teasing us GaGa, the Monsters are restless.

As soon as I get eyes on her dress, I’ll update.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


#BORNTHISWAYFRIDAY

Today was the day Lady GaGa released her new gay rights song! Be who you are!

Just make sure YOU lurve dis song!

 

(you gotsta watch it on youtube. Vevo is a moron or something…)

 

Don’t be a drag just be a Queen!!

Well, do you feel better about yourself?? Uplifting!

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


WTF File: Taylor Momsen

I have started a new segment on The Fagazine, all because of what Taylor Momsen didn’t wear wore to Justin Bieber’s Never Say Never 3D premier on Tuesday night.

Seriously, you’re not going to see Burlesque honey. You’re going to see Justin Bieber’s movie. What the EFF were you thinking?? This is so inappropriate to wear in any location outside the bedroom. You will never be Lady GaGa, so get your shit together.

Why can’t she just dress like her character on Gossip Girl, Jenny.

Here’s a photo of her on set.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Virtual Visionary.

If you’re reading this post, then you have surely realized that The Fagazine has experience a bit of an overhaul in the last twelve hours. It’s all because of my friend Ryan Seminara. (Link to his twitter.) He was working til the wee hours of the morning on this new theme, and I dig it. He still has some tweaking to do, so for the next  few days you’ll be seeing some minor changes but the major alterations have already occurred.

Ryan is also working on his own virtual gallery of pieces he has designed so check back here frequently to keep up with all his shizz. We’ll be seeing big things from him in the future, I’m rather certain. Maybe if you’re really nice he will show you the Lady Gaga head dresses he has replicated. They’re stellar.

Back to business:

Tonight are the SAG Awards, and I will be live tweeting the entire red carpet, and most of the ceremony. Tomorrow will be my rundown. So hold tight, glamour gluttons. I’ll ease your appetite tomorrow.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine

Zach