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Lindsay say it ain’t so!

Lindsay Lohan went bar hopping last night with her friend Samantha Swetra. Not only did Linz put herself in a situation that is NOT good for someone working on their sobriety, but Samantha Swetra got into a fight with Paz de la Huerta. They went to Rose Bar at the Gramercie Hotel, and then The Cabin Down Below in the East Village.

Lindsay, you’re looking so much healthier!

 

But it wasn’t too long ago that you looked like this!

 

Don’t mess it up!

Also. Kamofie and Company (the jeweler who is cashing in on Lindsay’s demise) has pulled ANOTHER stunt to exploit this entire situation surrounding Lindsay’s alleged necklace heist. They started a website dedicated to showing people the surveillance video of Lindsay “stealing” the necklace. But you have to pay 2.99 EVERY time you log on. So. Disgusting. Not only have they already tried to get someone to buy the fucking movie rights for this whole fiasco, but now they’re pulling this. I have been saying this was nothing but a publicity stunt since the very beginning! I was right. Lindsay better be¬†acquitted.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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Court Chronicles: LiLo

Lindsay not Lohan finally caught a break with the one of her court cases.

The Riverside County DA has decided that there is an insufficient amount of evidence against Lindsay to prosecute her on the charges of Criminal Battery. Which is true.

 

Yippie!

 

 

Plus, she was in rehab coming down off a crack addiction. I would certainly hope a little short tempered outbursts are expected. She is a ginger. But not a Lohan. They’re fucking crazy anyways.

Don’t forget about the OTHER criminal charges she’s facing right now.

You can criticize Lindsay all you want, but I think we can all agree on one point.

 

(Yes, again. I'm obsessed with her shoes!)

 

She is the most stylist criminal to EVER exist.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


LiLo Love.

Lindsay Lohan may have dropped her surname, but she hasn’t dropped her legal issues. Not only does she have the Felony Grand Theft trial going on, but she also is still being investigated for Criminal Battery from back when she was in rehab!

Oi vey.

It’s okay! She is still looking faboosh outside of court right? Lindsay has the best accessories in the biz, and I’m obsessed.

Arriving at JFK 3-13-11

That bag is one of Lindsay’s favorites, but also one of mine. She wears it all the time. Also, I love her jacket. She is on trend with the military jacket, but still keeping her slouchy cali style.

 

This caption is just to draw your attention towards Lindsay's feet.

 

LOOK at those leopard print loafers! OhMyFashionGod I am so obsessed. This picture is so glam. The blackberry, the scarf, the oversized chunky knitted sweater. The ever present sunnies. I want to be her assistant. And twin.

 

Lindsay (Lohan?) for Kira Plastinina

 

Gorgeous.

 

Lindsay (Lohan?) for Kira Plastinina

 

Smolder honey, smolder.
I want that ring in my life.

Lindsay (Lohan?) for Kira Plastinina

I love this whole outfit. But the glove and the shoes are everything.
Watch your kooka kneeling down like that Linz.

 

Accessories are my favorite aspect of fashion, and maybe that is why I will always forgive Lindsay for her transgressions.

But two things are for sure:

1. The Fagazine will always be Pro Gay-Marriage.
2.The Fagazine will always be Pro Lindsanity.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Court Chronicles: LiLo

The DA has offered Lindsay a deal, and it involves jail time. Which seems ridiculous.

 

"I can't go back! They'll take my extensions again!"

 

 

According to Lindsay, it is. She is adamant about her innocence and is prepared to go to trial to avoid doing time.

Good luck BB! The Judge, and the prosecutor both seem hellbent on making an example out of my freckled friend.

 

More to come in the next few days, I’m sure.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Court Chronicles: LiLo

The Grand Theft case against Lindsay Lohan is beginning to fall apart at the seams.

The necklace that Lohan allegedly swiped, when appraised at fairmarket value is only worth 800-1000 dollars, as opposed to the $2,500 Kamofie & Company was asking for it.

If the necklace is officially appraised at less than $950, California Law dictates that the charge must be reduced to petty theft.

“Caught ya, suckas.”

The sentence for which would be 6 months in jail, significantly different than a year in prison. Lindsay’s lawyer said the prosecutor was trying for a higher value of the necklace to make a point against Lindsay.

 

Woohoo!

 


Court Chronicles: LiLo

This idiot jeweler keeps changing their story.

And it’s helping Lindsay’s case. First, she said that Lindsay came in the store three times before in the same day, looking at the necklace she allegedly stole. Then she changed her story and said Lindsay was originally looking at a pair of ear rings.

First inconsistency.

She also said that the security tape showed Lindsay reaching around her neck and putting the necklace in her Chanel bag, when in fact it just showed her walking out of the store with a male friend with the necklace around her neck.

Second inconsistency.

Finally, the jeweler brought the fact that an incident like this has happened before with Lindsay, and it may actually help her case. According to the jeweler, Lindsay was trying on a pair of ear rings the week prior to the alleged theft, and walked out with one of the ear rings still in her ear with out realizing it. She also left her own MORE EXPENSIVE ear rings on the counter. The clerk brought it to her attention and Lindsay laughed, apologized and put her ear rings back in.

“Aw shucks, I’m so forgetful..”

Friends close to Lindsay say she is very scatterbrained and does things like this all the time. The goal is just to create reasonable doubt for the jury, and I think they’ve got plenty to do so.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Court Chronicles: LiLo

So…

Apparently no one likes Lindsay Lohan. (Except me.)

Today in court, directly after Lindsay entered her plea of not guilty, the judge came down on her like a hammer.

Saying things would be different this time because she was being tried for a felony. “If you violate the law, I will remand you, and there will be NO BAIL.” He warned that she is no different than anyone else and shouldn’t push her luck.

I don’t think she will.

Today, Lindsay even got in trouble for sending the Jeweler flowers “to be nice.” The jeweler got upset and “freaked out.”

I am so effing tired of this jeweler trying to get famous from hurting someone else.

A letter to the jeweler: NO ONE knows your name, NO ONE CARES who you are, and NO ONE is going to come shop at your Venice beach upscale crafting store. The necklace you LOANED HER was ugly as shit anyways.

Also, she is getting criticized for her outfit she wore today. Can she do anything right?

She wore her white Kimberly Ovitz dress to symbolize her innocence. I love the look! It is conservative and SO classy!

Also, she has the best sunglasses out of any starlet across the world. I love every pair I see her in.

Cute right?

How fab are those sunglasses?

 

Lindsay made bail immediately. Then she booked it the hell out of the courthouse in her Escalade.

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Court Chronicles: LiLo

Today is the day.

The Felony Grand Theft charges against Lindsay have been filed, and she is set to appear in court at 1:30 PT today. So around four thirty for all of us here on the east coast, the hearing will be live streamed on TMZ. I will be tuning in until I have to go to work.

Hold it together Lindsay, this case isn’t exactly iron clad.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 


Court Chronicles: LiLo

Lindsay will be facing Felony Grand Theft charged tomorrow in court.

Damn damn damn.

When Lindsay was asked what her plea will be, she said “Not guilty because I’m NOT!”

We know hun, we know.

But there is SOME good news in this situation. No perp walk for Lindsay!

“Easy street, suckas.”

 

Lindsay will be surrendering herself when she is arraigned in court tomorrow.

Then she will go to the basement of the courthouse where her mugshot will be taken, and she will be released when bail is posted.

This all will begin around 1:30 PT. And TMZ will be live streaming the entire thing on their website. Would you expect anything less?

Good luck Lindsay, we’re in your corner!

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


Court Chronicles: LiLo

Well, things are still being stacked up against my friend Lindsay.

(And I’m not talking about how she is pissed at the cast of Glee and its writers for naming her mom Dina as one of the “Losers of the year” from Sundays episode.)

The Los Angeles DA decided that Lindsay will be charged with Felony Grand Theft.

As for the Perp Walk, nothing has been decided but the situation could go 1 of 3 ways.

Lindsay would have a warrant issued for her arrest, allowing the police to cuff her and parade her in front of a gaggle of reporters.

The police could arrange for Linz to surrender herself in a location hidden from the cameras.

Finally, Lindsay could surrender herself upon arraignment. Which seems like the most fair option.

But also, the least fun for the DA.

Good luck Linz, she and her lawyer have said they are ready to fight the charges, and so are we. Go Gurl.

 

On a different note, Lindsay is in talks for joining onto the new Superman reboot to fulfill a major role!

But, she may have a problem with it if she’s in the big house.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach