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Sao Paulo Fashion Week. What?

Wait, Sao Paulo Fashion week is a thing?

This is one way to get your city’s Fashion Week on the proverbial map real damn quick.

Celebrity pull.

Super Models Alessandra Ambrosia and Giselle Bundchen and SuperCelebrities Paris Hilton, and Ashton Kutcher hit the catwalk in Brazil.

It was a good move too, cause I along with the rest of the blogosphere are talking about it. Christina Aguilera was also down in Sao Paulo recently promoting her new Jerseytastic clothing line for a major Brazilian clothing store.

Pics:

Her legs make me cry.

 

Its amazing how I can tell that her runway walk is awkward through a still photograph.

 

I’m fairly confident she could kick my ass, just by looking at me like that.

 

Oh my god. I’m sweating.
Ashton should return to his modeling roots more often.
Woof.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

 

 


Photog Phables.

When are the paparazzi going to learn that they can’t get in the personal space of celebrities?

There have been several incidents of late involving overbearing photogs getting in the way of celebrities, and celebs are starting to fight back.

Back in September, in LA Paris Hilton and her beau Cy Waits ran over the leg of a photog who was one of about twenty blocking the front of their car while trying to leave a parking garage.

Here’s the video of the gnats being obnoxious:

This was right around the same time Paris and Cy got in trouble in Vegas for possession of cocaine. Paris told police she thought it was “a stick of gum” in the bottom of her purse..

Now reports have surfaced that Justin Bieber’s bodyguard Kenneth Hamilton was arrested earlier this week in NYC for allegedly roughing up a paparazzi back on November 26th. Apparently the photog got too close to the prince of pop and Hamilton shoved him up against a parked car.

(The Biebs is wearing a Cincinnati Reds hat in this pic! WOO! Biebs, I’m from Cinci, can I get an exclusive interview with you and Selena? Eh? Eh?)

Sounds like the bodyguard was doing his job to me…

Editor-In-Chief of the Fagazine,

Zach


Can we pause for a moment please?

This week has been intense. In the fashion world, in Hollywood, by extension Vegas, and in the movie industry. I think its time for us to pause and take a look back at the good, bad, glamorous, and not so glamorous.

First let’s start with a combination of all of those things. The Real Housewives of New Jersey Reunion Special part one. This show has been highly anticipated my the Bravo faithfuls ever since they aired the promo video a few weeks ago, and let me be the first to say. Part one did NOT disappoint. Dirty D was there causing trouble from minute one and you could tell the other three women were not going to take any of her bullshit. Within the first fifteen minutes Teresasaurus Rex (Teresa Giudice) was out in full force. While the viewer wasn’t sure exactly what Danielle said about Teresa’s family to send her into a fury we are sure that we don’t care because it was amazing. Teresa tossed Andy off of her like a rag doll! The bitch can fight. Watch your back Dannielle. Now let’s talk about the other Red headed diva, Caroline. She walked all up and down that bitch Dirty D. Every time Danielle lied Caroline called her out, and when Danielle wouldn’t answer her questions she made sure people knew Danielle was an idiot. Like we needed any help. But when Danielle refused to answer a certain question Caroline had the best come back I’ve ever heard. “We’re in the ok corral alright?! Buckle up!”

I can hardly contain my excitement for next weeks second installment of the reunion. Danielle leaves and Jac trued to fight her! You go girl!

Now, for the NOT glamorous part of this post. Paris Hilton got arrested for possession of a controlled substance. She must have realized that america doesn’t give a fuck about her anymore and acted out to get some publicity. It worked.. but she is probably going to be going to jail for this little infraction. In true Paris Hilton fashion she made the stupidest comments that were released to the press. She probably would have been fine and continued receiving special treatment from the Vegas police if she hadn’t opened her mouth to friends. She made it clear that she wasn’t worried at al about the consequences of this little mishap. So now that she has succesfully pissed off the justice system she has to go to trial for possession of cocaine, which has a maximum sentence of four years in prison. How’s that for “the simple life” Paris? My bet is that she won’t be able to survive this episode without Nicole Richie. Good luck baby!

In LiLo news, she has been granted the cover of Vanity Fair as a punishment for her bad behavior. Check it out. She says some shit that is just too stupid for me to post on this site. On the up side, her three new movies coming out this year look very good. Maybe that will be a catalyst for a come back? I hope so. I miss Cady. Look up the movies and get back to me. “Inferno,” “The Other Side,” and “Teenage Paparazzo.”

Finally, who watched the Emmy’s?! Well not so much the actual award show. But the red carpet. Lea Michele, and Ryan Murphy were 100% my choices for best dressed. Ryan Murphy was wearing a teal blue Tom Ford tux that was to die for. And Lea Michele, well, she was a goddess. A goddess wearing the most magnificent navy blue Oscar de la Renta gown that epitomized the meaning of the word gown. It was luxurious, magnificent, and whimsical. It clung to her figure in ALL the right places then evolved into a billowing skirt of ruffles that sent the look over the top. Do you die? Because I certainly do.

I am going to leave you with a picture of this flawless songbird in all her glory. Forget the name of her hit show. This dress fills with me the emotion. Glee.

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