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A drunk (maybe) muggle.

Darren Criss performed Teenage Dream, among other things at Perez Hilton’s “Blue Ball” 33rd birthday celebration on Saturday night.

Rumors have been swirling that our favorite muggle who plays a homo on Glee was a little tipsy. And by a little tipsy, I mean drunk.

Exhibit gAy:

Exhibit B:

 

Whether or not he is drunk, one things is glaringly obvious:

He is so straight. I mean come on, being straight and singing songs from “The Little Mermaid” go together like being gay and quail hunting. Ya know?

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


I like it like it, Come on.

Remember this video by Rihanna?

S&M

Remember how I was/am obsessed with it?

 

Well, it turns out Rihanna isn’t the Only Girl in the World who has used those images. Thanks to Fagazine’s Technical Director Ryan Seminara, I have seen the light.  David Lachapelle is a renowned Fashion, Editorial, and Commercial Photographer who seems to have been plagiarized by Rihanna. Don’t be rude girl girl can you get it up

Thanks for the compilation Ryan.

Don’t get me wrong, I still adore the video. BUT, I think David Lachapelle was toterly justified in suing RiRi.
I would ask which imagery y’all prefer, but I mean. They’re pretty identical.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach


I Went Black. But honey, I’m comin back.

Fagazine Faithfuls,

I know I have been remiss in my blogging this past month but I decided to take a break from the blogosphere to reinvigorate my, previously insatiable, desire to comment on all things pop culture. So, I do apologize for all the things that I have not commented on this past month, but the Fagazine is no longer black! I am back online and sassier than ever!

These past two months have been peculiar in the world of hollyhood to say the least, celebrity bullshit seemed to be at an all time high, until an unfortunate string of events hit this country. Especially the gay community. Six teens committed suicide due to gay bullying, and cyber bullying. This news truly did rock hollywood. And celebrities finally decided to use their influence on society for good. They all showed their support for a movement that began on Facebook called Spirit Day. Which was a day for everyone to wear purple (the color in the rainbow representing spirit) to show their support for all the gay teens who committed suicide, and for teens who are going through bullying right now, to show them that it does indeed get better. I myself have been extremely lucky and never experienced gay bashing or bullying because I have a very accepting family, and my high school was wonderfully open minded as well. But because I have been lucky I wanted to wear purple and do everything I could to get the word about wearing purple. I did just that. Everyone I know was wearing purple that day to show their support. All of my family, and all of my friends. If just one kid took notice, it was worth it.

Another result of this anti bullying movement was Ellen Degeneres excerting her power as Forbes ninth most powerful women in the world. Perez Hilton requested to be on Ellen’s show to discuss his views on gay bullying, but he didn’t know he was walking into a trap. When celebrities were asked the question of who they thought the biggest cyber bully was they almost unanimously responded with the name of this self proclaimed “Queen of All Media” Perez. As soon as he sat down on Ellen’s couch, she began tearing him to bits. Saying how she has never read his website but knew she didn’t like him because of the mean spirit of the entire thing. She got him to commit to being nice to the celebrities he reports on despite the fact that he would lose lots of money. Leave it to a lesbian to bring down the meanest queen in the country..

Anywho, I’m back bitches. So expect regular posts from here on, and comment as much as you can! I love the feedback.

This picture is unfortunate. Sorry for being a cyber-bully guys, but this is too good to not post on my rejuvination post. If you need a self esteem boost whip yo hair to this shit.

Whoopsie!

Editor In Chief of Fagazine,
Zach


Tiger Tails, and Drag.

After yesterdays post being slightly more serious, I thought I’d go back to some Hollywood gossip that I KNOW you all have been freaking out about. Don’t worry, gurl. I got you covered.

First of all, since I know how pertinent this is to ALL of our lives I knew I had to post something on the matter. I also know that Fagazine readers are avid golf fans. So you’re all well aware of what’s been happening with Tiger “hood” Woods and his beautiful wife Elin. Reading about the parade of whores that have come forward about fucking this Blasian feels like a chapter out of Chelsea Handler’s My Horizontal Life except less tasteful, not funny, and annoying as fuck. Why are stories of this so called “sports legend” leaking onto MY channels like E! and Bravo?! I understand that it was exciting when the news first broke, but really?! If I cared about this I would turn on ESPN, or get on their website. But since I DON’T I’m going to stick with E! and Perez Hilton. I’m sure you’re wondering why I am continuing this trend of El Tigre permeating throughout the gay entertainment wire. Well, today I got a notification on my Blackberry from Enews telling me that the Tiger/Elin divorce was finalized today, and no stipulations were released. Really?! If you don’t have any details about the kids or money why do I care at all?! Cause I’m sure as fuck not concerned with how horrible his golf game has been. The only enjoyable part of the segment aired on todays Enews was the dramatic piano track from the background. Flawless.

Hollywoods sexiest new couple is DEFINITELY Joe Jonas, and Twilight’s Ashley Greene. Imagine how hot those babies would be! Singing Cullens? Yes please! Throw away that promise ring Joe because we approve! The two were spotted PDA-ing in the “Woods of Holly” this weekend and heated up the hollywood couples name game. But I couldn’t think of any innuendo’s from this sexy duo. Joshley Greenas? No? Its not so easy people. You try! Let me know what you come up with.

Sean Penn in Drag?! Gasp! But it is true! And no, his role in Milk didn’t alter him forever, like it did us. But it is for a new movie of his called This Must Be The Place!! Werk it Shauna!! Despite the funny coverage I’m providing on the film right now, it actually looks pretty heavy. Penn plays an old rock star who is hunting the man who killed his father in Nazi Concentration Camps. Woah there lady, you might wanna put on some flats.

Finally, Award Show season is swiftly approaching, and I am going to test my critical eye for fashion by tweeting realtime during the coverage of the various Red Carpets. Then I will have a post dedicated to the best and worst of each show. Sound like a plan? I’m ready.

Also, today I had the privilege of seeing footage of the Real Housewives of New Jersey reunion show. If you watch the show, it is going to be everything we expected and MORE. Not only do they physically go after each other, but Andy Cohen gets his ass beat!!! Yea, I’m serious.

So buckle up.

Editor In Chief of Fagazine,
Zach

PS: This picture is for inspiration. New Drag Race contestant?