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Posts tagged “Sarah Palin

Liberal Lesbian.

JAYKAY. She isn’t really. She’s just starring as one in her new movie. The movie is an indie flick called “Angels Crest.”

Kate Walsh is one of my favorite aggressive liberals out in the Land of Holly who isn’t afraid of a little twitter conflict.

 

"Bring it."

 

 

Back in January, Bristol fucking Palin was scheduled to give a speech at Washington University on abstinence.

Students quickly started protesting because, well, obviously.

Kate tweeted “Welcome to the Idiocracy!” when a student at Wash.U. asked Kate to join in the protest.

The speech was cancelled by the University. They said it was a mutual agreement. Right. The conversation probably went like this:

University: Everyone hates you, so you can’t come talk here. Also, you’ve got a child out of wedlock. You didn’t abstain. Remember?

Stoopid: Yeah but now I can tell people not to do it because sex isn’t that great.

University: Maybe its just Levi, because we think sex is pretty great.

Stoopid: Well maybe I should try again, cause seriously it wasn’t worth having this kid for.

University: Aren’t you glad you didn’t say that in front of 10,000 students who already thought you were a moron?

Click.

 

(There are few people who anger me more than Sarah Palin, but Bristol is one of them. She openly criticizes celebrities like Kim Kardashian for not having to work for their fame, and being bad role models. Um, excuse me you delusional bitch, you’re an insufferably ignorant “politician’s” daughter who did nothing but have sex with one of the stupidest men on planet earth to get your career going. Shut the FUCK up.)

Phew, back to my point. Palin’s really get under my skin.

This isn’t Kate’s first Lesbian role. She was a transgender suspect on CSI, and in 2003 she played Sandra Oh’s partner in “Under the Tuscan Sun.”

I love me some fearless actresses.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

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Home Alone.

Today, I have the rare privelage of spending the day at home, so I have spent it watching Ellen, The View, and Salt. (It may seem random. But the first two shows were estrogen central. I needed a little bit of ass kicking to balance it out.)

But all that is beside the point. I found a new blog addiction. Sea Of Shoes is THE best photography/fashion blog I have ever seen. Jane Aldridge is the blogger, her shoe selection is second to none, as is her style. She uploads flawless pictures of herself in every post showcasing a pair of shoes or an item of clothing/outfit. Every single one is to DIE for. Look for the post about her gold YSL platforms from Las Vegas. I was having heart palpitations as I looked at the pictures. After you see her most recent post featuring the 80’s Moschino leather jacket, you’ll be hooked.

And while I don’t have a fabulously decorated house in Texas, flawless skin, firecracker red hair, or endless amounts of money for designer duds, I’ve got a blog. So am I going to make a tribute to my girl Jane? You betcha! (Sarah Palin impression.. Even typing her name makes me nauseous.)

Here’s to you Jane!

I was feeling a little nautical today, okay? Blue tie, blue tint. It makes sense.

Having this book on our coffee table makes me feel better about being in Cincinnati.
Pine cone boat irrelevant.

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach

Post Script: Charlie Sheen is in the hospital because of severe abdominal pain. Let’s take bets on the cause. Liver failure due to Alcohol Abuse? Kidney failure due to Alcohol Abuse? Pregnancy? Stigmata? Give me your best diagnosis people.


A Pig.

At the risk of becoming too political for you Fagazine faithfuls, (yeah right, only the brightest and best read this blog.) I am finding myself unable to hold my tongue on all the controversy surrounding the Arizona shooting from this past weekend.

As always, Hollywood news heavyweights have drawn premature conclusions about connections between Sarah Palin and the Tea Party Movement, and the Arizona Assailant. Whether or not these accusations hold any credibilty, they bring up a good point.

Last year, Sarah Palin tweeted the message “Don’t retreat, instead reload.” with a link to a disgusting graphic on her Facebook page. The graphic was a map of the United States with crosshairs over the districts who’s Congress Men and Women supported the new Health Care Bill.  When the graphic was released I was appalled, but now more than ever I felt the need to voice my opinion.

Political extremists like this repulsive excuse for a woman don’t realize the damage they can inflict when they release pathetic, deplorable political rhetoric such at this hitlist map. They all have constituents who do not understand the line between political rhetoric used to get a point across, and reality. So, even if there can be no connection drawn between the Arizona shooter responsible for the death of a 9-year-old girl, among others the message needs to be heard that politicians are meant to represent us in a way that everyone can respect. Not crosshairs next to the name of a mother, father, sister, brother, son, or friend, simply because they have a different political view. This message needs to be followed by Democrats, Conservatives, and every party on the Political Spectrum.

Things like this should never be seen from a political figurehead, and under no circumstance should it be tolerated.

(i’ll be funny again tomorrow, I swear.)

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,
Zach Shumate


Condom. Pregnancy. Dead Halibut. Circle of Life.

Maybe you’ll understand this title by the end of the post. Maybe you won’t.

(But if you don’t, you’re an idiot. I’m putting the key words in bold for all you Republicans reading.)

Jennifer Lopez decided she was so sexy, she better be safe and just wear a condom not on her penis, but on her entire body. Seriously, was this designed by magnum?

Next on the docket, is a big congrats to Natalie Portman for her recent engagement, and her pregnancy! Maybe her baby will be part swan!

 (Get it? Cause in her last movie she turned into a demon swan.) All animalistic puns aside, have you guys seen her rock yet? Its gor-geous. I bet the royal family is pissed because its better than Princess Diana’s old one. But Natalie, don’t sweat it gurl, they used a hand me down (too soon?) . You’d have won regardless.

In Sarah Palin News, I use the word “news” freely, her show “Sarah Palin’s Alaska” has been cancelled.

 

 

Good.
(Republicans: That’s Sarah Palin clubbing a Halibut to death on television. Dead Halibut.)

 

 

Finally. Taylor Lautner at the GQ Men of the Year Party. Because who doesn’t enjoy a little eye candy?

 

Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,

Zach