Justin Bieber has hit every single aspect of the entertainment industry thus far, and he is extending the reach of his pubescent empire to the big screen.
You may be saying, “But wait Zach, didn’t he already have a documentary on the big screen?”
Yes you idiots, I know he did.
Pedophile’s Dream “Never Say Never 3D” was a big hit. But this time around, he won’t be playing himself. So it’s a real big screen picture, not a straight to DVD wannabe.
He’s rumored to be joining in Ashton Kutcher’s new movie “What Would Kenny Do” where Kutcher plays a man who visits his teenage self (played by the Biebs) via Hologram to give him advice.
Meh, sounds like a typical Ashton movie. With a dash of Zac Efron in Seventeen Again. Maybe I spoke to soon about it not being a “straight to DVD wannabe…”
None the less, it will be a blockbuster. Everything Justin Bieber touches turns to gold.
Calvin Klein: The boys are out in their Sunday Best.
Joe Jonas, Kellan Lutz, Zac Efron and, Jack Huston
Except not in Jack isn’t in the first picture.
Cause no one cares about him.
Rosario Dawson and James Newman at G Star Raw.
Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,
Last Night were The People’s Choice Awards.
I for one, would like to know who these “people” are.
Because every award announced is litchrally more blasphemous than the one before. Blasphemy in this sense doesn’t refer to the big J, its just refers to the gods of Hollywood.
With the exception of Katy Perry’s. I lurve her.
BUT I was annoyed with the choices for Best Movie Actor, Johnny Depp. He won for “The Tourist,” and “Alice in Wonderland.” I would just like to point out that they are the same role he always plays. With one variation. In Alice, he looked like a cracked out tranny geisha.
Also, I didn’t like that Zac Efron won for Favorite Movie Star Under 25. He isn’t an actor, first of all, so it is appropriate that it wasn’t “actor under 25.” He recites lines and takes off his shirt. Not great…
Did anyone see his acceptance speech? Exactly how much weed did he smoke before arriving at the ceremony? Don’t try to get deep and philisophical at the fucking PCA’s you moron. Teenage girl’s sweating vaginas don’t care about that shit. Plus, your new haircut makes you look like a convict. Get it together.
Finally I was annoyed that my deepest, darkest pleasure won for Favorite Drama Movie. The Twilight Saga: Eclipse. (Congratulashayla TayTay!) What about movies like True Grit, or The King’s Speech?! Colin Firth was inspirational.
The final coverage I will provide on this event, is my pick for the most glamorous celeb(s) of the evening.
How gorgeous do these sisters look?! But specifically Jessica Rabbit– I mean Khloe!!! That red hair is so phenomenal on her (as is that ferocious Alexander McQueen gown)! She looks less Kardashian-Esque, but SO old Hollywood. I hope this is a permanent fixture on her head!
In conclusion, people are annoying.
And, when is Selena Gomez going to stop wearing half gowns and dressing like a seven year old?
Editor-In-Chief of Fagazine,